| Posted by: acesneights at December 21, 2005, 8:18 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Quote: I am an active poster on several poker forums and many people agree with me so we deserve to at least have some assurance AbsolutePoker can be trusted.
Geez- and I thought I was active poster until I saw the number of posts he has. They closed his account- too funny. I'm in business and I'm taking a lesson here- LOL. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: bartleby0101 at December 12, 2005, 5:26 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | pwrsurge wrote: antipete wrote: you know whats great about sites tho, look at the measly amount they are throwing him after blowing off 500 bucks,...... LMOA $15 STINKIN BUX, you cant eat with that! LOL
Its actually one 2-4 hand if nobody raises on the river. lol
WOW I came back to edit this, do you know that Absolute ONCE DID have an Integrity problem, its documented and available if you search recpoker the newsgroup, it happened quite a ways back tho!
Actually, it still appears they have an integrity problem as seen on PokerConduct.net
Everybody has an integrity problem according to pokerconduct. They recommend not playing online poker at all. Luck is just probability taken personally and the respond tht AP gave was right on. Losers are the ones that whine about bad beats or sites being rigged. I personally don't usually do that well at pokeroom skins over quite a large sampling, but all that means is that deviation is a bitch. R... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: Alphaunit1 at December 11, 2005, 4:44 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | | Real pity. Closing the account of somebody who is by their own words a serious fish at Absolute. They shouldn't do that - think of the TAGs! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: TheFakeG at December 6, 2005, 10:29 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Quote: Just got a reply back from Absolute Poker... you guys are not going to believe this but they CLOSED MY ACCOUNT!!!
Seriously, why in the hell are you in disbelief that Absolute Poker closed your account? You accuse them of cheating solely because you're a terrible player, then you continue to accuse them of cheating after they sent you at least one response stating why they aren't cheating, and you wonder why they don't want your business?
You're becoming even more of a dumbass by the minute - now go away and do 1 of the following 2 things:
1) Read some books on poker strategy - and actually learn the game
2) Complain to another board who might care, since we don't. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mikke_ at December 6, 2005, 6:37 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | some random dude wrote: BTW: I had 3!!! royal flushes in 3 days 2 month ago on party ; I tell you they are rigged too!!! They just like me and with you its the opposite they just dont like you so each pokersite has a list of their players and some kind of ranking (with pluses and minuses...). Based and their rankings they have an algorithm determining what cards everybody gets. I tell you:you cant win!!! Same way I cant lose i will always just get winning cards . The thing to do is to get on their plus lists...
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| Posted by: some random dude at December 6, 2005, 6:11 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | pwrsurge wrote:
Actually, it still appears they have an integrity problem as seen on PokerConduct.net
Thanks for that page, it gave me a good laugh. People making a website about their bad beats
BTW: I had 3!!! royal flushes in 3 days 2 month ago on party ; I tell you they are rigged too!!! They just like me and with you its the opposite they just dont like you so each pokersite has a list of their players and some kind of ranking (with pluses and minuses...). Based and their rankings they have an algorithm determining what cards everybody gets. I tell you:you cant win!!! Same way I cant lose i will always just get winning cards . The thing to do is to get on their plus lists... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: thehip41 at December 6, 2005, 3:51 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | pwrsurge wrote:
So far, I have deposited a total of $400 (2 deposits of $200 each) and even with the 200% bonus promotion, it has been next to impossible to actually win some money due to the fact that I suck! Losing over $500 playing $1/$2 and 50c/$1
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| Posted by: pwrsurge at December 5, 2005, 10:52 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | From the same site
Quote: Hi Poker Conduct,
At the time of writing this, I'd just finished playing a game at Absolute Poker. Also on the same table was BigWon who contributes to your site. He put a link in the room claiming two of the players were "Shills" (I had no idea what a shill was until I followed the link).
After playing six hands I received a straight flush - an amazingly rare hand by anyone's standards - so I pulled up a computer program I'd written to show the odds of receiving such a hand and adjusted it to show 10,000 hands (as ARIZONA RED SUGGESTED on your site).
As a result, I can confirm your sites claim that the "good hands" found on computer poker tables are enormously elevated from what ought to be random. Here are the average statistics of getting good hands from 10,000 games of computerized poker. I ran the program 20 times, what you see are the averages rounded down to the nearest whole figure.
The result for 10,000 hands.
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| Posted by: pwrsurge at December 5, 2005, 10:37 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | antipete wrote: you know whats great about sites tho, look at the measly amount they are throwing him after blowing off 500 bucks,...... LMOA $15 STINKIN BUX, you cant eat with that! LOL
Its actually one 2-4 hand if nobody raises on the river. lol
WOW I came back to edit this, do you know that Absolute ONCE DID have an Integrity problem, its documented and available if you search recpoker the newsgroup, it happened quite a ways back tho!
Actually, it still appears they have an integrity problem as seen on PokerConduct.net | | Static Link |
| Posted by: pwrsurge at December 5, 2005, 9:41 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Just got a reply back from Absolute Poker... you guys are not going to believe this but they CLOSED MY ACCOUNT!!! I'm speechless at the moment so i'll just paste their reply and let you guys comment on this!
Quote:
From: Emmanuel Soto <emmanuel@absolutepoker.com>
Mailed-By: absolutepoker.com
To: PWRSURGE@gmail.com
Date: Dec 5, 2005 4:31 PM
Subject: Absolute Poker Security Department (AP Account: PWRSURGE)
Thanks for your questions and concerns regarding Absolute Poker.
Here at Absolute Poker we take pride in providing a safe and fair poker experience. Our hands are 100% randomly generated with NO extra protocols to change the settings, there are no bots, shills, or spyware at Absolute Poker.
We have recently had our random hand generator re-certified with Technical Systems Testing, a certified, independent, North American, evaluation laboratory.
We also hold a license ... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: antipete at December 2, 2005, 7:44 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | you know whats great about sites tho, look at the measly amount they are throwing him after blowing off 500 bucks,...... LMOA $15 STINKIN BUX, you cant eat with that! LOL
Its actually one 2-4 hand if nobody raises on the river. lol
WOW I came back to edit this, do you know that Absolute ONCE DID have an Integrity problem, its documented and available if you search recpoker the newsgroup, it happened quite a ways back tho! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: HeelHo at November 28, 2005, 11:59 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | like you paying me not to go to nerdcon so you had dan to yourself?
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| Posted by: andrew26 at November 28, 2005, 10:59 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | HeelHo (mattspoker) wrote: andrew26 wrote: SMRacine wrote: The binary code should be in multiples of 8. :)
Hey what do I know, I'm just a simple HouseBot.
If the code dont fit, you MUST ACQUIT!
Cheesy, but effective.
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| Posted by: HeelHo at November 28, 2005, 10:50 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | andrew26 wrote: SMRacine wrote: The binary code should be in multiples of 8.
Hey what do I know, I'm just a simple HouseBot.
If the code dont fit, you MUST ACQUIT!
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| Posted by: andrew26 at November 28, 2005, 9:52 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | SMRacine wrote: The binary code should be in multiples of 8. :)
Hey what do I know, I'm just a simple HouseBot.
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| Posted by: BigPoppa at November 28, 2005, 9:42 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | pwrsurge wrote: Losing over $500 playing $1/$2 and 50c/$1 limit regular live poker games would be next to impossible so how could this happen when playing online at AbsolutePoker?
Because you were playing against me?
Seriously, the quality of play at Absolute is among the highest at any site on the Net. The players are among the tightest. There are lots and lots of TAGs.
Combine that with a relatively inexperienced player who probably plays too many hands pre-flop and sticks with them too far post-flop.........
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| Posted by: andrew26 at November 28, 2005, 8:12 am | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | HeelHo (mattspoker) wrote: Oh yeah and ANdrew26 is a housebot.
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| Posted by: HeelHo at November 27, 2005, 5:46 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | I win, I think it might be rigged. WHo cares, when its not as profitable as other places, Ill leave. I think Bodog is rigged. Party is rigged. Shit Stars might be rigged. Im not sure about Paradise. For sure B2B is rigged. Oh yeah and ANdrew26 is a housebot. I think UB might be fair, but they are assholes.
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| Posted by: andrew26 at November 27, 2005, 5:15 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | I consider Absolute my home poker room. I agree that there is, on balance, a higher quality of player at Absolute than at other sites.
Consider your game level. 1/2 at Absolute is largely populated with whores and others who are simply grinding out hands waiting for bonus to clear. There are very few fish at that level.
As for the integrity of the game, I have seen no reason, after tens of thousands of hands there, to doubt that the game is legit, compared to other sites.
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| Posted by: PokerBonusWhore at November 27, 2005, 4:36 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Mikke_ wrote: PokerBonusWhore wrote: Mikke_ wrote:
Exactly!
Except that Paradise keeps asking me back
Paradise isn't asking me back, they are dragging me by my feet. The players are terrible!!!!!!
Isn't that good?
Yes, meaning I can't leave!
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| Posted by: Mikke_ at November 26, 2005, 6:29 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | PokerBonusWhore wrote: Mikke_ wrote:
Exactly!
Except that Paradise keeps asking me back
Paradise isn't asking me back, they are dragging me by my feet. The players are terrible!!!!!!
Isn't that good?
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| Posted by: PokerBonusWhore at November 26, 2005, 6:10 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Mikke_ wrote:
Exactly!
Except that Paradise keeps asking me back
Paradise isn't asking me back, they are dragging me by my feet. The players are terrible!!!!!!
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| Posted by: Mikke_ at November 26, 2005, 4:29 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Randyb wrote: Come on now. AP is a fantastic place to play poker. What you are running into is not bad beats, but a higher quality player.
To attempt to disparage AP for you possible lack of poker skill is a shame.
AP, imo, is one of the TOP places to play poker. It is what I concider my HOME poker room. Though I certainly won't pass up a good bonus elsewhere.
Exactly!
Except that Paradise keeps asking me back
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| Posted by: Randyb at November 26, 2005, 4:23 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Come on now. AP is a fantastic place to play poker. What you are running into is not bad beats, but a higher quality player.
To attempt to disparage AP for you possible lack of poker skill is a shame.
AP, imo, is one of the TOP places to play poker. It is what I concider my HOME poker room. Though I certainly won't pass up a good bonus elsewhere.
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| Posted by: Mikke_ at November 26, 2005, 3:48 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | chachcox wrote: pwrsurge wrote: So far, I have deposited a total of $400 (2 deposits of $200 each) and even with the 200% bonus promotion, it has been next to impossible to actually win some money due to the amazing level of bad beats everyone has been getting! Losing over $500 playing $1/$2 and 50c/$1 limit regular live poker games would be next to impossible so how could this happen when playing online at AbsolutePoker?
Just accept that you suck at poker.
And also try to remember that the Fold button still works post-flop.
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| Posted by: Mikke_ at November 26, 2005, 3:43 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | pwrsurge wrote: Would it be possible to examine the server's source code
Wow - as an (ex-?) progger, and having dissassembled a machine-code program over several months once ( ) you must have had to have dumped one massive stack of cash to undertake a project like that!
Try buying a good book, with good starting hands and stuff...
Or try another site - Absolute is a hard site to play - once I clear the better bonuses I am going back to Absolute to try to make +EV. Only 20 bucks down now! (ex - c. $200 bonus). It's a matter of pride.
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| Posted by: chachcox at November 26, 2005, 3:37 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | pwrsurge wrote: So far, I have deposited a total of $400 (2 deposits of $200 each) and even with the 200% bonus promotion, it has been next to impossible to actually win some money due to the amazing level of bad beats everyone has been getting! Losing over $500 playing $1/$2 and 50c/$1 limit regular live poker games would be next to impossible so how could this happen when playing online at AbsolutePoker?
Just accept that you suck at poker. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: pwrsurge at November 26, 2005, 2:31 pm | | Topic: Absolute Poker integrity? Forum: Bonus Whores | Hey everyone,
Is it just me or does Absolute Poker have an incredible amount of bad beats when playing with real money? It seems that even with their 200% bonus going on right now and playing $1/$2 limit, it's impossible to actually be in the money! I've heard other people say the same so I recently sent the following email to them and will post their reply once i get it. Anyone else here getting a high amount of bad beats (i.e. rivered) when playing there?
Serge
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Hello Emmanuel,
Thank you for your offer but myself and other people have some major concerns about the integrity of the AbsolutePoker software. So far, I have deposited a total of $400 (2 deposits of $200 each) and even with the 200% bonus promotion, it has been next to impossible to actually win some money due to the amazing level of bad beats everyone has been getting! Losing over $500 playing $1/$2 and 50c/$1 limit regular live poker games would be next to ... | | Read Entire Entry |
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