| Posted by: Steveo67 at January 8, 2007, 10:05 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | You cant go on with your "Suspicious Minds" your "All Shook Up", "Paralyzed" under the "Blue Moon" on your way to the "Heartbreak Hotel" you "Poor Boy" ... "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
"I Just Cant Help Believing" that the "Promised Land" will bring you to the "Green Green Grass Of Home"
"A Fool Such as I" "Got Stung" too. "Rock-A-Hula Baby", my "Good Luck Charm". My "Little Sister", "She's Not You", "(You're The) Devil In Disguise" "Crying In The Chapel" or was that the "Jailhouse Rock" ?
But just remember "Its Now Or Never" in "Viva Las Vegas" and with "A Little Less Conversation" "The Wonder Of You" will "Patch It Up" and you will be back on the road from "Rags To Riches" you "Hound Dog" ... probably around the "Tw... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: SlapDash at January 8, 2007, 7:03 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | There you go, even Elvis is in on it! Trust no-one....
Did you know that if you play "Blue Suede Shoes" backwards, it turns into "Seven Deuce Off"?
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| Posted by: theblitz at January 8, 2007, 5:18 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | mhill52 wrote: Does anyone agree with my conspiracy theory?
Well, my brother's best friend's ex-wife's sister's lover's sister-in-law met someone in Vegas who thinks he heard something about online poker from a friend of a friend of the brother of a woman whose sister used to go out with a guy who worked for a poker room. He said that he thinks that there may be something nasty but there may not.
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| Posted by: pooterguy at January 7, 2007, 2:07 pm | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | SlapDash wrote: I'm not a poker skin director but I would have thougt we're gonna need a few analysts, a couple of coders (these guys probably won't come by cheap) and a bunch of ops to actually flick the switch from time to time
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I could be missing out on something but it seems that our poker skin is actually paying to pay here!
If that is true, then you would need the same gaggle of specialists to operate your Windows desktop.
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| Posted by: SlapDash at January 7, 2007, 3:50 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | pooterguy wrote: mhill52 wrote: Does anyone agree with my conspiracy theory? Is it possible that once networks have you recorded as a player who hops from skin to skin just clearing bonuses the software somehow deals you a pile of shit so you struggle to play a decent amount of hands to the flop.
Or am I trying to find a reason why I can’t win a session over the last month
You likely have been doomswitched.
Conspiricies and whorehopping may or may not have anything to do with it. But gaming software, like any other software program, consists of a myriad of compiled executable files containing layers upon layers of instruction sets that are interwoven with scripts, links and other stuff to perform a precise sequence of actions, the specifics of which are directed by operators through user interfaces. (Right, Mikke?)
To facilitate random (more or less) card distribution, all poker gaming software packages include random number generator modules that utilize ... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: mhill52 at January 7, 2007, 3:05 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | Thanks for the really interesting comments.( Top website )You have confirmed what I already know but the conspiracy theory and now the doomswitch is a fantastic excuse when I lose.
In the words of the old carry on films – its infamy, infamy they’ve all got it in for mi | | Static Link |
| Posted by: redrocks at January 6, 2007, 10:38 pm | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | Pokerdogg wrote: pooterguy wrote:
You likely have been doomswitched.
It sure felt I was doomswitched after the first couple of months of bonuswhoring, and it went on for a long time after that. It's not until I've done lots of studying and improving my game, that I realized I was the one putting the doomswitch on myself.
I still bonus whore as much as ever, but now my lossing stretches are shorter and smaller, and my winning stretches are longer and bigger. There are still days when I think I am cursed or I suck at this game, but don't we all.
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| Posted by: PokerBonusWhore at January 6, 2007, 4:45 pm | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | theblitz wrote: ComptechSC wrote: not like 2-3years ago where at each table u had like 3 donkeys!
Now you only have me.
You got me too!!!
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| Posted by: Pokerdogg at January 6, 2007, 2:12 pm | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | pooterguy wrote:
You likely have been doomswitched.
It sure felt I was doomswitched after the first couple of months of bonuswhoring, and it went on for a long time after that. It's not until I've done lots of studying and improving my game, that I realized I was the one putting the doomswitch on myself.
I still bonus whore as much as ever, but now my lossing stretches are shorter and smaller, and my winning stretches are longer and bigger. There are still days when I think I am cursed or I suck at this game, but don't we all. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Lorenza at January 6, 2007, 1:31 pm | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | ComptechSC wrote: also online poker is beginning to lose its popularity, less fishes and more knowledgeable players these days = less easy money to be 'tilted' away! not like 2-3years ago where at each table u had like 3 donkeys!
Doesn't lose any popularity, it is booming in europe and the asian market,
there a tousend of newbies every week joining the poker community.
Only the US market dropped down.
Look for sites with many european players, when you play many hands a month look for rakeback and when you are a winning player and good shorthanded go with propping. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: theblitz at January 6, 2007, 11:31 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | ComptechSC wrote: not like 2-3years ago where at each table u had like 3 donkeys!
Now you only have me.
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| Posted by: ComptechSC at January 6, 2007, 11:29 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | | also online poker is beginning to lose its popularity, less fishes and more knowledgeable players these days = less easy money to be 'tilted' away! not like 2-3years ago where at each table u had like 3 donkeys! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: joshking at January 6, 2007, 6:38 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | It is very hard to make money at poker for an extended time. Bonus specially a year to 6 months a go more then compensated people for losses and when you won at poker you won big due to great bonus'. Know its harder and harder these days to win.
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| Posted by: pooterguy at January 6, 2007, 6:08 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | mhill52 wrote: Does anyone agree with my conspiracy theory? Is it possible that once networks have you recorded as a player who hops from skin to skin just clearing bonuses the software somehow deals you a pile of shit so you struggle to play a decent amount of hands to the flop.
Or am I trying to find a reason why I can’t win a session over the last month
You likely have been doomswitched.
Conspiricies and whorehopping may or may not have anything to do with it. But gaming software, like any other software program, consists of a myriad of compiled executable files containing layers upon layers of instruction sets that are interwoven with scripts, links and other stuff to perform a precise sequence of actions, the specifics of which are directed by operators through user interfaces. (Right, Mikke?)
To facilitate random (more or less) card distribution, all poker gaming software packages include random number generator modules that utilize shuffling algorithms. But... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: mhill52 at January 6, 2007, 2:57 am | | Topic: Conspiracy against whores Forum: Bonus Whores | Does anyone agree with my conspiracy theory? Is it possible that once networks have you recorded as a player who hops from skin to skin just clearing bonuses the software somehow deals you a pile of shit so you struggle to play a decent amount of hands to the flop.
Or am I trying to find a reason why I can’t win a session over the last month
In my case I’ve played only for 6 months. And ONLY because of following this site and clearing bonuses I’ve manages to make a profit. If it weren’t for the bonuses I would have packed the game in long ago. But over the last month to 6 weeks I’m loosing any bonus faster than I am clearing it and my brain is turning to mush | | Static Link |
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