| Posted by: dj11 at May 8, 2007, 1:19 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Revelation !!!!!!
Pick a card, any card.
It aint us that are experiencing the bad beats, it is not us who are playing the cards right or wrong, it is the cards who are playing us! Ad they know exactly what they are doing. To the cards we are the be all and end all of thier entertainment.
I overheard 2 sixes the other day complaining to an 89 offsuited couple about the twit from Memphis who actually thought he was in control with a pair of ones!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, you picked the wrong card!...Rigged!
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| Posted by: dj11 at May 8, 2007, 1:10 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by hott_estelle
LMAO, I think this guys being serious.
Aren't we all trying to deal with this thorny issue seriously?
I for one am trying to contemplate .......................................still trying
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still trying...............
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| Posted by: Sammyv1 at May 8, 2007, 12:10 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by joosebuck
"WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD".
Chicken or Beef Joose! Just make sure you stay away from the fish.
And always drink the Bloody Marys, it washes away the taste, and the alcohol kills the bacteria in the food!
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| Posted by: bigslicknuts at May 8, 2007, 9:34 am | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by quads
Obviously, its time to move on, and I'm open to experiences and suggestions for other sites.
Just leave the play money tables. That doesn't happen in cash games.
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| Posted by: SlyJ at May 7, 2007, 8:11 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
I try to get "up" to the live tables a few times a year, and from what I've experienced, bad beats and poker goes together. When I call a 20 chip raise with a 7-8 suited to an AK?.....and hit two pair on the flop and bide my time till he hits his A, then smack him on his ass.....here comes the crying....."dumbass!" "freakin' idiot".......we've all heard it I'm sure. But hey folx.....this ain't 2 card guts now is it? If big slick and pocketrockets won every time they came up....you think our game would be as popular as it is? Well hell no. ANY two cards can win.....and ANY two cards can lose......it's just that the better cards win more often.
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| Posted by: Devilpoker78 at May 5, 2007, 3:56 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by shinedown.45
You have been warned cranko, therefore I curse you with "Badbeat".
From this point on you'll suffer the most badbeats ever in your history of online poker.
To remove curse, post a pic of yourself inflicting pain on yourself using a hammer to impact your genitalia
That post is rigged too.
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| Posted by: shinedown.45 at May 4, 2007, 12:03 am | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by crancko
Wanna try that gypsy curse thing: ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED...
How soon can i expect some interesting stuff to happen around here??
You have been warned cranko, therefore I curse you with "Badbeat".
From this point on you'll suffer the most badbeats ever in your history of online poker.
To remove curse, post a pic of yourself inflicting pain on yourself using a hammer to impact your genitalia
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| Posted by: Egon Towst at April 30, 2007, 11:19 am | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by shinedown.45
I'm not fkn joking, I'm sick and tired of ppl saying online poker is rigged when its just bad players making bad calls, or those that are complaining just suck at poker and should find another hobby!
You whiners make me sick!!
That's telling them, Shine. +rep
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| Posted by: singate at April 30, 2007, 6:32 am | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by joosebuck
hehe well thats one of many many places that have made reference to that. i think jerry seinfeld made it famous in a sarcastic manner on SNL.
Also, from the same sketch I think-"What is the deal with the black box? It's the only thing to survive the crash...why don't they make the entire plane out of the black box?!" Classic.
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| Posted by: shinedown.45 at April 30, 2007, 6:13 am | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
seriously though, if your PP Aces get cracked from runner runner for a straight or flush, then you obviously are not betting enough preflop and that's where the badbeats come from, but as for KK being beat by QQ b/c of the Q spiking on the river, well..........THATS POKER.
Its not rigged, and I put a gypsy curse on all those who mention that online poker is rigged from this point on, and I'm not fkn joking, I'm sick and tired of ppl saying online poker is rigged when its just bad players making bad calls, or those that are complaining just suck at poker and should find another hobby!
You whiners make me sick!!
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| Posted by: Madness_does at April 30, 2007, 5:58 am | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
I know how this poster feels, Im done with poker stars, they have the worst bad beats I have ever seen at a poker site, I see the word rigged popping up, maybe what the guy is trying to say is that, there are too many monster hands flopping out, many people would say the odds on these hands coming out as many as they do, would not be in the realm of any logical odds.
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| Posted by: hott_estelle at April 29, 2007, 6:51 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by PokerJim
You need to read that new book out... "What No One Is Saying About Online Poker". That will give you a better idea of whats really going on, and some good ideas on how you might be able to overcome the online game.
LMAO, I think this guys being serious.
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| Posted by: elmo_24 at April 29, 2007, 2:57 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by quads
If I was able to wager on outcomes I could probably make money at Poker Stars
If you know what the outcome will be then surely you know which hands to play?
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| Posted by: PokerJim at April 29, 2007, 2:28 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
You need to read that new book out... "What No One Is Saying About Online Poker". That will give you a better idea of whats really going on, and some good ideas on how you might be able to overcome the online game.
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| Posted by: MrSticker at April 29, 2007, 2:18 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by quads
Obviously, its time to move on, and I'm open to experiences and suggestions for other sites.
Nope. It's no use. ALL online poker is rigged, especially Stars. It's just so obvious that these sites would have every reason to skew towards bad beats. Nothing would ever happen if they got caught.
It's best to stick to live poker, but I've heard that's rigged also. How about chess?
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| Posted by: quads at April 29, 2007, 12:18 pm | | Topic: What's the deal with Poker Stars???? Forum: Card Chat |
Since most of the bigger and better online poker sites have shut down to US players, I found Poker Stars to be the easiest way to get money to and from. So of course I started to play mostly at that site.
Now I expect plenty of bad beats and suck outs just like any other site online. And like any other eteran playing online, my game of course is adjusted for online play.
But I have never witnessed such endless abuse as what I'm seeing at poker stars. Boats losing to bigger boats, sets losing to bigger sets, etc. etc. And its not just bad players getting lucky. From my two months playing at poker stars, I've seen the underdog no doubt winning more, then any where else I played.
Its at the point that when you see something like AA s QQ, you could bet money on the QQ spiking. If I was able to wager on outcomes I could probably make money at Poker Stars instead of wanting to jump on a knife.
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