| Posted by: philthy at October 11, 2007, 2:07 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
Make you a deal...I will happily command everyone to stop with the jokes in this thread immediately following your post that contains hard evidence of the rigged freeroll claims you're making.
LOL, rigging a freeroll makes even less sense than rigging anything else in poker.
Sorry. Only Zippo can provide you with that information.
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| Posted by: Jack Daniels at October 11, 2007, 1:48 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by philthy
Stop with the jokes and the bad talking, please.
Make you a deal...I will happily command everyone to stop with the jokes in this thread immediately following your post that contains hard evidence of the rigged freeroll claims you're making.
LOL, rigging a freeroll makes even less sense than rigging anything else in poker.
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| Posted by: guy incognito at October 11, 2007, 1:47 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
so in the three tourneys i have won in the last four days, i was pre-selected by the computer and all i had to do was just push in chips and I couldn't lose. dammit, all that time wated playing well. and there i was thinking I had improved my game. oh well, better get back to winning by pure luck
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| Posted by: kcanuck at October 11, 2007, 1:28 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by Monoxide
I wear my tinfoil shiny side-up.
To decrease my brain waves escaping of course.
But doesn't that cause an oven effect in your brain? It's bad enough that they can suck out your thoughts, but I'm not going to do their cooking for them.
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| Posted by: philthy at October 11, 2007, 1:24 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Stop with the jokes and the bad talking, please. Just because you got lucky in some rigged freeroll doesnt mean you have to come here and talk bad about someone who is obviously speaking the truth.
Freerolls are rigged.
End of story.
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| Posted by: dj11 at October 11, 2007, 1:20 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
I do believe that there were NO ONLINE TOURNAMENTS 10 years ago!. You could find ring games, I played em, for free too.
I may be way wrong, and perhaps zippo was one of the pioneers of online poker tourneys.
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| Posted by: kcanuck at October 11, 2007, 1:17 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Zippo, I'm so glad to see a like minded person. Maybe you can help me out with something? When you put the tinfoil in your cap (I won't just put it on my head...don't want to look like an idiot) is it shiny side in or shiny side out?
It's ery important that the aliens can't read your thoughts but I've heard that if you have it the wrong way around your brain will cook in it's own juices .
Please help coz I'm starting to FREAK OUT!!!
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| Posted by: philthy at October 11, 2007, 1:13 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
I hate to say it, but I agree with zippo on this. I have played my share of freerolls and I've had my share of bad beats and losses, but I have never ever come across some of the luck these other players have.
For example, the other day I was playing a freeroll on Full Tilt Poker. I had been sitting at a table for almost and hour and only got one good hand, 10s10c and I lost to a bigger pair so I was below average. Suddenly, I get moved to a new table, but my old table screen was open and one of the chip leaders took my old seat. So, I watched him play for a bit and he showed down AA twice, KK three times, he flopped 4 straights in a row, and rivered 6 or 7 flushes in less than an hour and I couldnt get anything! Needless to say, he went on to win the tournament and I was busted out after blinds got to 100/200 and I only hand 1100 starting from 1500 and playing for 2 hours.
Or when I was dealt 10cAc and the flop comes out Ad 5d 9c. I check and my opponent checks. The turn is Jc. My o... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: ripptyde at October 11, 2007, 12:05 am | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by zippo710
After reading post after post after post on several Poker Forum Sites , My final opinion of all of this is " BLAH " . Everyone that posts these posts about freerolls and tournaments on-line on several poker sites are all " Mentally Ill " . All of these tournaments are run by your friendly poker computer who knows fronm the ery start who is going to win the tournament . The computer program will move the eventual winner from table to table until finally finding the right table and the right table position for him , or her , to make their unbelievable winning run with hands that are unbeatable . In 10 years of wasting countless hours of playing these freerolls and watching theis happening time and time again at every poker site on the web , I finally gave up on loosing countless hours of sitting in front of my computer hoping that I would be the one that would eventually get transferred to the right table and the right seat , where I... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: juiceeQ at October 10, 2007, 11:22 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by Monoxide
Ok! we can be poker budd-
wait a second......!
I should probably take my credit cards too right?!
How silly of me to forget them. Of course! Bring your credit cards, and don't forget to write down you PINs. I'll even hold the cards and the list of PINs in my purse, cuz I'm so nice.
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| Posted by: Monoxide at October 10, 2007, 11:18 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by juiceeQ
You should go pro. Empty out all your accounts, bring to the casino...I'll meet you there in an hour.
Ok! we can be poker budd-
wait a second......!
I should probably take my credit cards too right?!
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| Posted by: juiceeQ at October 10, 2007, 11:15 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by Monoxide
guys i go all in on stupid hands and they keep losing and ive been playing for 10 years but i still lose all freerolls i think they are hacked or possibly pie, please advise.
You should go pro. Empty out all your accounts, bring to the casino...I'll meet you there in an hour.
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| Posted by: Monoxide at October 10, 2007, 11:11 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
guys i go all in on stupid hands and they keep losing and ive been playing for 10 years but i still lose all freerolls i think they are hacked or possibly pie, please advise.
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| Posted by: robwhufc at October 10, 2007, 9:41 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by zippo710
I even loose to the same exact hand and I lost on one of the tournaments that I had just finished playing , card per card , suite by suite .
It's lose not loose, and it's suit not suite.
If you can't spell 4 letter words properly that might explain why you have been playing for 10 years and are still a freeroller, eh?
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| Posted by: KingCurtis at October 10, 2007, 9:25 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
this is hilarious its like he made this up in his head to block out the fact that poker is not his thing.....i mean the software picking the winner and moving them from table to table this is too funny.
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| Posted by: Monoxide at October 10, 2007, 9:14 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by zippo710
After reading post after post after post on several Poker Forum Sites , My final opinion of all of this is " BLAH " . Everyone that posts these posts about freerolls and tournaments on-line on several poker sites are all " Mentally Ill " . All of these tournaments are run by your friendly poker computer who knows fronm the ery start who is going to win the tournament . The computer program will move the eventual winner from table to table until finally finding the right table and the right table position for him , or her , to make their unbelievable winning run with hands that are unbeatable . In 10 years of wasting countless hours of playing these freerolls and watching theis happening time and time again at every poker site on the web , I finally gave up on loosing countless hours of sitting in front of my computer hoping that I would be the one that would eventually get transferred to the right table and the right seat , where I... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: reglardave at October 10, 2007, 8:50 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
At least the tune has changed a littile. OPs last pet theory was that freeroll winners were "always" ringers planted by the poker sites, in an obvious effort to keep from going busto by actually having to pay out the huge sums involved in freerolls.
I understand there'll be a new hot poker forum up and running soon where you'd doubtless feel right at home.
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| Posted by: dakota-xx at October 10, 2007, 7:42 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by zippo710
My final opinion is " Mentally Ill " . In 10 years of losing strategy I have finally given up
I deleted all of the unnecessary words.....
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| Posted by: HartAttack3 at October 10, 2007, 7:26 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
bravo dorkus, my only question to the OP, have you REALLY seen this? And by seen it I dont mean his ak beat your pocket 3s with a "miracle" ace on the river, I mean watched this "anointed" person through the whole tourney and never lose?
I did once, it was amazing, the anointed one (his name was "IWZPIKED2WN") hit quint aces!!!!!!!! HE COULDNT LOSE!
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| Posted by: xtreme_calibur at October 10, 2007, 7:24 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
Quote: Originally Posted by Dorkus Malorkus
Perhaps you're just not ery good at poker?
No, wait, you're probably right - sites rigging their freerolls is a much more plausible explanation for you not winning.
LMFAO that about covers it dorkus! and the fact that hes only playing "freerolls" might have sum effect on why he never wins with premium hands eh?
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| Posted by: zippo710 at October 10, 2007, 7:14 pm | | Topic: Reading all of this CRAP makes me puke ! Forum: Card Chat |
After reading post after post after post on several Poker Forum Sites , My final opinion of all of this is " BLAH " . Everyone that posts these posts about freerolls and tournaments on-line on several poker sites are all " Mentally Ill " . All of these tournaments are run by your friendly poker computer who knows fronm the ery start who is going to win the tournament . The computer program will move the eventual winner from table to table until finally finding the right table and the right table position for him , or her , to make their unbelievable winning run with hands that are unbeatable . In 10 years of wasting countless hours of playing these freerolls and watching theis happening time and time again at every poker site on the web , I finally gave up on loosing countless hours of sitting in front of my computer hoping that I would be the one that would eventually get transferred to the right table and the right seat , where I would get these unbeatable hands that I have seen , ... | | Read Entire Entry |
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