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Posted by: Snowman1964 at December 29, 2007, 10:57 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

I don't like to blow my own trumpet (because I can't get my head down the last few inches) but check out day one of my diary. I've given a personal explanation of and also a realistic alternative - Lottery Penis Poker. If you think that's insane you should read the rest of it.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Snowman

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Posted by: riffpoker at December 29, 2007, 8:54 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

Every MTT that allows any Joe Schmoe with the buy-in a seat will ultimately start out a donkament but it goes through a metamorphosis. This includes WSOP and EPT tourneys as well. I guess the only true nondonkarama would be the private MTT's like the WPT Tournament of Champs or Tournament Leader Board Invitationals etc.......

Peace
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Posted by: Biffle16 at December 29, 2007, 8:27 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

Donkament = Any tourney Biffle16 is in? LOL
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Posted by: crancko at August 10, 2007, 8:18 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


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donkament - n. 1. A single or multi table poker tournament in which half (or more) original participants can reasonably be expected to a) shove all-in with ATC in the first 30 minutes of play and/or B) Call a shove with ATC within same time frame thus resulting in them dropping like flies before the almighty (though not necessarily environmentally correct) can of bug spray.2. As above but more particularly evidenced by the abundance of players all-in the ery first hand. This is sometimes referred to as 'mega-donkament' and is loosely derived from a baffling condition known as 'hyperdonkamentitis' whose sufferers show a propensity to shun skill and only play the way they've seen Daniel N. and Gus H. play on television. As of this writing, there is ery little hope (nor, indeed, need) for a cure.

Ok, that is brillant - firing on all cylinders or not! (How many cylinders do you normally fire on, Rain?) And on the +++++rep - feel free to ask

As an avid donkament pla...
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Posted by: OzExorcist at August 10, 2007, 6:44 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by jeffred1111

Totally true, but you still only push or shove: there's no room for postflop play and you tend to push hands that donkeys would in a cash game (AJo, A10s, 77, etc.) wich adds to the donk factor. This makes the tournament more of a crapshoot and favors lucky donks (donks that catch AA when you push AKs), hence the terms donkament, wich can also mean a tournament that any donk can win due to the structure (as we have seen, the WSOP ME has grown to be just that, not that all winners are donks, but many are/were).

I see where you're coming from - I'm just saying, a short-stack shove by a decent player will still be different to a short-stack shove by a donk. Sure, both might shove with 77, but the decent player won't shove just because they have 77: if it's a raised pot or they've got some good reads, for example, they might wait for a better place.

You shouldn't have to resign yourself to a crapshoot just because you're on a short s...
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Posted by: jeffred1111 at August 8, 2007, 1:21 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


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Interesting point - surely being on a short stack and deciding that your only real options are shoving or folding is different to being a donk though?

Totally true, but you still only push or shove: there's no room for postflop play and you tend to push hands that donkeys would in a cash game (AJo, A10s, 77, etc.) wich adds to the donk factor. This makes the tournament more of a crapshoot and favors lucky donks (donks that catch AA when you push AKs), hence the terms donkament, wich can also mean a tournament that any donk can win due to the structure (as we have seen, the WSOP ME has grown to be just that, not that all winners are donks, but many are/were).
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Posted by: rainsoaked at August 8, 2007, 12:38 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by dj11

Further refinement needed. That part of the definition/description of the donkament is fine. However, it suggests that;

a) Every tournament, including the biggest of them all will at least start out as a donkament

I wonder if this might be nearly unavoidably true simply based on humans being what they are and poker being what it is. The skill base is so widely aried and even the least skilled seem aware they need some edge to exploit and trying to chip up early would fit in there. Of course that also fits in in a non-donk way. Generally though, the donk effect (when present) is a sliding scale, I think, increasing as the field does. Maybe.
Quote: Originally Posted by dj11

b) Some will not stop being a donkament till they finish.

Micro SNG, for example. ~45% of the time :-)
Quote: Originally Posted by dj11

c) The donkament may end before the tournament will end. This would be fine, and is easier...
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Posted by: OzExorcist at August 8, 2007, 6:09 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by jeffred1111

I'd wager that the only portion(s) of a tournament that isn't (aren't) a donkament is when multiple people have an M in excess of 30 at the same table and shorstacks aren't present, wich means that many, if not most, tournaments never stop to be donkaments before the final 3-4 people are left.

Interesting point - surely being on a short stack and deciding that your only real options are shoving or folding is different to being a donk though?
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Posted by: jeffred1111 at August 8, 2007, 5:22 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


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Bringing up the question of 'What comes after the donkament?'

Blindstealingament? ICMament ? Stopn'goament ? And I'd wager that the only portion(s) of a tournament that isn't (aren't) a donkament is when multiple people have an M in excess of 30 at the same table and shorstacks aren't present, wich means that many, if not most, tournaments never stop to be donkaments before the final 3-4 people are left. Donkaments usually require mostly preflop skills for the good players ot survive/thrive.

This also means that SNG's are another good example of donkaments, especially turbos (this doesn't mean that skilled players cannot win, but it explains the ariance and the swings). They are on a much smaller scale, and need a lot less luck since you don't have to take coinflips as often, but still contain what makes a donkament a donkament:
a) No room for postflop play after a while since everyone shoves/fold
b) Donks playing in them
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Posted by: Jack Daniels at August 8, 2007, 4:50 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by rainsoaked

Let me take my meds and I'll get back to you.

Ah, you're going to fit in just fine around here.


Quote: Originally Posted by rainsoaked

a hard lay down

You say it like it's a bad thing?
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Posted by: rainsoaked at August 7, 2007, 4:13 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

Expound??!! Ummmm...I'm not firing on all cylinders at the moment and I can't handle the pressure just yet. What if that was my whole game, my best effort, and more importantly -- what if my sophomore release doesn't measure up? Am I just another one hit wonder? Let me take my meds and I'll get back to you. And three 'don't asks'? That's a hard lay down :-)
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Posted by: dj11 at August 7, 2007, 2:34 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

Further refinement needed. That part of the definition/description of the donkament is fine. However, it suggests that;

a) Every tournament, including the biggest of them all will at least start out as a donkament
b) Some will not stop being a donkament till they finish
c) The donkament may end before the tournament will end. This would be fine, and is easier than typing 'first half of the tournament' or whatever.

Bringing up the question of 'What comes after the donkament?'

Since rain has her finger on the pulse of the donkament, I request she expound a bit more.
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Posted by: aloevera at August 7, 2007, 7:19 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by rainsoaked

donkament - n. 1. A single or multi table poker tournament in which half (or more) original participants can reasonably be expected to a) shove all-in with ATC in the first 30 minutes of play and/or B) Call a shove with ATC within same time frame thus resulting in them dropping like flies before the almighty (though not necessarily environmentally correct) can of bug spray.2. As above but more particularly evidenced by the abundance of players all-in the ery first hand. This is sometimes referred to as 'mega-donkament' and is loosely derived from a baffling condition known as 'hyperdonkamentitis' whose sufferers show a propensity to shun skill and only play the way they've seen Daniel N. and Gus H. play on television. As of this writing, there is ery little hope (nor, indeed, need) for a cure.

Lol I have to agree ++++rep !!! Don't ask

But I still call a donkament a few differnent things....FREEROLL, Micro buyins, and low buy in s...
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Posted by: reglardave at August 7, 2007, 5:56 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by rainsoaked

donkament - n. 1. A single or multi table poker tournament in which half (or more) original participants can reasonably be expected to a) shove all-in with ATC in the first 30 minutes of play and/or B) Call a shove with ATC within same time frame thus resulting in them dropping like flies before the almighty (though not necessarily environmentally correct) can of bug spray.2. As above but more particularly evidenced by the abundance of players all-in the ery first hand. This is sometimes referred to as 'mega-donkament' and is loosely derived from a baffling condition known as 'hyperdonkamentitis' whose sufferers show a propensity to shun skill and only play the way they've seen Daniel N. and Gus H. play on television. As of this writing, there is ery little hope (nor, indeed, need) for a cure.

Food fpr tjought and words to live by! Classic.
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Posted by: JAMILE1 at August 7, 2007, 5:27 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by rainsoaked

donkament - n. 1. A single or multi table poker tournament in which half (or more) original participants can reasonably be expected to a) shove all-in with ATC in the first 30 minutes of play and/or B) Call a shove with ATC within same time frame thus resulting in them dropping like flies before the almighty (though not necessarily environmentally correct) can of bug spray.2. As above but more particularly evidenced by the abundance of players all-in the ery first hand. This is sometimes referred to as 'mega-donkament' and is loosely derived from a baffling condition known as 'hyperdonkamentitis' whose sufferers show a propensity to shun skill and only play the way they've seen Daniel N. and Gus H. play on television. As of this writing, there is ery little hope (nor, indeed, need) for a cure.

LMFAO

Make that a double ++rep, again don't ask what that is LOL

This entry will be submitted to wikipedia
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Posted by: Jack Daniels at August 7, 2007, 5:09 am
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat


Quote: Originally Posted by rainsoaked

donkament - n. 1. A single or multi table poker tournament in which half (or more) original participants can reasonably be expected to a) shove all-in with ATC in the first 30 minutes of play and/or B) Call a shove with ATC within same time frame thus resulting in them dropping like flies before the almighty (though not necessarily environmentally correct) can of bug spray.2. As above but more particularly evidenced by the abundance of players all-in the ery first hand. This is sometimes referred to as 'mega-donkament' and is loosely derived from a baffling condition known as 'hyperdonkamentitis' whose sufferers show a propensity to shun skill and only play the way they've seen Daniel N. and Gus H. play on television. As of this writing, there is ery little hope (nor, indeed, need) for a cure.

I would so give you +rep if we still had it (don't ask, it was before your time).
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Posted by: rainsoaked at August 6, 2007, 9:16 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

donkament - n. 1. A single or multi table poker tournament in which half (or more) original participants can reasonably be expected to a) shove all-in with ATC in the first 30 minutes of play and/or B) Call a shove with ATC within same time frame thus resulting in them dropping like flies before the almighty (though not necessarily environmentally correct) can of bug spray.
2. As above but more particularly evidenced by the abundance of players all-in the ery first hand. This is sometimes referred to as 'mega-donkament' and is loosely derived from a baffling condition known as 'hyperdonkamentitis' whose sufferers show a propensity to shun skill and only play the way they've seen Daniel N. and Gus H. play on television. As of this writing, there is ery little hope (nor, indeed, need) for a cure.
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Posted by: jeffred1111 at August 6, 2007, 5:15 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

To many at the 2+2 community, where the term donkament really got off, pretty much any tournament is a donkament. But really, any tournament that contains a large portion of donks is a donkament.
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Posted by: Dorkus Malorkus at August 6, 2007, 4:50 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

donkament = tournament + donk
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Posted by: dj11 at August 6, 2007, 3:59 pm
Topic: Donkament Definition Forum: Card Chat

I was thinking the world needs a good definition of donkament, and probably a standard spelling too.

I like that every tourney has a donkament portion, which would be about the first half. But some donkaments may be complete donkaments and never get to good play.

So, your task for today, should you choose to accept it, is to give a definition of the concept of the Donkament. Include how you would prefer it spelled.
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