| Posted by: Jim Morrison at July 1, 2005, 2:52 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | | I actually thought of JP at the bar last night. This chick was sitting on a high bar stool and she looked pretty good from across the room. My friend was checking her out, cute face and HUGE tits. After a while she gets up to go to the bathroom and she's about 4'5" and looked like she'd fall over because of the huge tits. I thought of how this would be the perfect chick for JP. They could have little midget babies together. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: 6maxpro at July 1, 2005, 2:49 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | | How bout the stripper who fell asleep on JP? He could have performed cunnilingus on her while standing up, there was such a height discrepancy. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at July 1, 2005, 2:46 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | JPMcMoney wrote: Well Jim, with your bankroll, I'd say your odds are pretty good.
Oh, wait, you mean without paying for it?
JP
Ouch. I got slammed by Papa Smurf, that hurts!
That's okay, if I go to a whorehouse I don't have to worry about whether I can get past the sign that says "You must be this tall to experience this ride". I'll find you a midget hooker next time in Vegas. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at July 1, 2005, 2:43 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | macman wrote: Jim, if you'll lower your standards, go out and hit the bars, I'd give you at worst 2:1 or 3:1 for at least a blow job in the parking lot. If GF, should you buy flowers and a nice dinner, even money. No positive actions on your part, 10,000:1.
Lower my standards???? I didn't think I had standards!!!
We had afterhours at my place til 8:30am but I didn't get action. So I would have lost any bet. Plus this chick is STILL mad at me and won't tell me why! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: JPMcMoney at July 1, 2005, 2:19 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | Well Jim, with your bankroll, I'd say your odds are pretty good.
Oh, wait, you mean without paying for it?
JP
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Gone with the wind. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: macman at July 1, 2005, 8:46 am | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | | Jim, if you'll lower your standards, go out and hit the bars, I'd give you at worst 2:1 or 3:1 for at least a blow job in the parking lot. If GF, should you buy flowers and a nice dinner, even money. No positive actions on your part, 10,000:1. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 30, 2005, 5:31 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | | While you're at it Jek, what are the odds of me getting laid tonight? Keep in mind that the chick I've been hanging out with is pissed and not returning calls. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Valhalla1 at June 30, 2005, 4:40 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | gj jek. guess here is a good place to ask an odds question
was clearing bethedealer, and was dealt a 7-card charlie to 21, and the dealer proceeded to do the exact same thing. I'm sure the odds are nowhere near flopping quads back to back, but what are the odds of 2 7-card 21's in 8 deck blackjack? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: jek187 at June 30, 2005, 4:31 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | | Odds of flopping quads when you only have one of the card in your hand is 19,559-1 (3/50*2/49*1/48.) Odds of doing it twice in a row is 384,159,999-1. (19,559^2.) | | Static Link |
| Posted by: forestwithin at June 30, 2005, 4:15 pm | | Topic: Odds question Forum: Bonus Whores | | What are the odds of flopping quads twice in a row? I was playing at interpoker for the 2nd time yesterday, and twice in a row i folded j 2 and 9 3 offsuit and the flops came jjj and 999, I was just wondering because Ive only flopped quads like that once before through thousands upon thousands of hands and then I do it twice in a row at the same table. Technically I didn't flop them because I folded but am still curious as to how rare that would be. | | Static Link |
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