| Posted by: porkrind at February 28, 2006, 3:47 am | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | 1. what's she late for? she thinks she is pregnant
2. she already does what? the kitchen thing
3. describe in great detail what constitutes freaky: Remember the Vegas commercial where the hottie gets in the limo at the hotel and gets out at the airport as a mom?
And Tyler she absolutely refuses to participate in anything that might end up on the internet.
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| Posted by: TylerSalzman at February 28, 2006, 12:32 am | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | Jim probably has a website that would explain it all perfectly with pictures.
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| Posted by: hofdaddy at February 27, 2006, 11:57 pm | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | porkrind wrote: Never ever said I do this for a living. I have a great but insanely boring and extremely stressful job. I like having a hobby that makes me a few bucks.
She already does that.
Time to step up, quit chasing and make myself into a winning player since she is "LATE".
She is the best wife: Loves poker (she crushes the play money tourneys), Loves Vegas (something about that place gets her freaky), addicted to Craps (Pass Line Queen), and best of all she cooks.
1. what's she late for?
2. she already does what?
3. describe in great detail what constitutes freaky
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| Posted by: wyldchyld at February 27, 2006, 10:06 pm | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | porkrind wrote: Never ever said I do this for a living. I have a great but insanely boring and extremely stressful job. I like having a hobby that makes me a few bucks.
She already does that.
Time to step up, quit chasing and make myself into a winning player since she is "LATE".
She is the best wife: Loves poker (she crushes the play money tourneys), Loves Vegas (something about that place gets her freaky), addicted to Craps (Pass Line Queen), and best of all she cooks.
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| Posted by: porkrind at February 27, 2006, 6:46 pm | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | Never ever said I do this for a living. I have a great but insanely boring and extremely stressful job. I like having a hobby that makes me a few bucks.
She already does that.
Time to step up, quit chasing and make myself into a winning player since she is "LATE".
She is the best wife: Loves poker (she crushes the play money tourneys), Loves Vegas (something about that place gets her freaky), addicted to Craps (Pass Line Queen), and best of all she cooks.
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"Sooted three gappers piss me off"
"You are a donkey"
"FU azzwipe"
"Do you screw farm animals too?"
"Yes, No, Maybe, Who cares..."
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| Posted by: hofdaddy at February 27, 2006, 10:21 am | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | you're doomed man! the cash out curse is real! ask anyone that doesn't make money at Party consistently or just read the post here about how anyone makes money there consistently. On another note, your wife better be cookin in the nude cause you're gonna have to tear that bitch down and move into an apartment pretty soon
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| Posted by: porkrind at February 25, 2006, 5:32 pm | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | The "Freeroll King" stories really give me a boost when I am getting kicked in the nuts with river checkraises. You should PM JEK and see if he will let you keep your link in your signature. The humor alone is worth it.
My current bonus cycle is over now so I am going to take a break til next month, get a copy of Poker Academy, reread SSHE/ITH, finish the remodel and shock my wife by watching TV with her after dinner a couple times.
Putting the money back is not an option. I promised her when I first started this that I would cash out any wins beyond my BWing roll. Once she figured out how much $$$$$$$ I had made BWing we were getting a new kitchen.
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"Sooted three gappers piss me off"
"You are a donkey"
"FU azzwipe"
"Do you screw farm animals too?"
"Yes, No, Maybe, Who cares..."
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| Posted by: WhooFleuryScores at February 25, 2006, 3:29 pm | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | Quote: The Gods must be appeased.
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| Posted by: PartTimePoker at February 25, 2006, 3:10 pm | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | hey i'm glad you liked the freeroll king enough to sig it. i had to actually play a play money hand on party to get that HH.
i'm convinced that 80%+ of profit in poker comes from not going nuts when the bad run lasts a few weeks longer than it seems like it 'should'. i really wish PT could tell me how much money i've blown deviating from my A or even B game because i felt like i was 'due' to win...
chris
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| Posted by: PollyAmory at February 25, 2006, 10:48 am | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | DrStrange wrote: For the love of the Poker Gods - - - PUT THE MONEY BACK!!!!!
You have offended the Poker Gods. The losses will continue until equity is restored. The Gods must be appeased.
Sayeth Jay: "I'm not saying it's rigged but here's what happened..."
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| Posted by: DrStrange at February 25, 2006, 10:20 am | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | For the love of the Poker Gods - - - PUT THE MONEY BACK!!!!!
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| Posted by: porkrind at February 25, 2006, 8:03 am | | Topic: Cash Out Curse Forum: Bonus Whores | Thanks to BW, a nice run of Prima MTT final tables, 2 MTT wins and a seriously wicked run on Starluck Black Jack between Thanksgiving and Christmas I cashed out enough BR to remodel the kitchen for my wife. I left more than enough to clear my 1k a month poker/BJ BW plan.
Oh the black day!!!!!!!!!! Since New years I busted January and most of February's Bonuses. I checked every stat I can filter in PT for leaks(found and plugged most of them). from 3 tables to one, taped sklansky starting hands to my monitor, wrote "QUIT CHASING" on the top of my laptop and the horror continues. The only upside is B2B when there are games running.
This sucks........................
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Recent 3/6 chat on Crypto:
"Sooted three gappers piss me off"
"You are a donkey"
"FU azzwipe"
"Do you screw farm animals too?"
"Yes, No, Maybe, Who cares..."
BW member? | | Static Link |
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