Casino Talks

Casino Classic
Get $500 free on the house!

Categories:

poker table  gambling casinos  poker rooms  poker bonus codes  texas holdem  play poker  best casino  free casino  online casino  poker strategy  casino slots  poker stars  slots  free slots  poker hands  casino gambling  poker tournaments  online slots  gambling system  blackjack  internet casino  roulette  casinos  casino game  free gambling  poker game  internet gambling  casino  online texas holdem  online gambling  

Links:

Movie Talks
Forum Extractor

Posted by: bookiesho at March 27, 2006, 3:38 am
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
I'm fairly new to poker whoring, did all the cryptos, party and paradise and decided to sign up at absolute since my br is sweet thanks to cas whoring, and opted for boogster points rather than rakeback.

I been playing for 11 hours, $2/4 6 max 2-4 tabling whatever was availble due to down under time, including a fair amount of headsup. I found the games to be agressive and fairly tight for short handed, but I like it like this as I'm used to live 20/40 where the play is similar but they do it a bit more skillfully. I found that by allowing players to bet into me with their over aggression I could play few hands and capitalize by hitting and trapping and also playing draws and weak pairs strong making them fold to a tight player. Interesting to note that mostly I was the only $2/4 limit player multi tabling. Also interesting to note that the sites I've played at I found 2/4 MUCH easier than 1/2, with more people willing to gamble and also more weak tighties. 1/2 must just be full of whores or somet...
Read Entire Entry

Posted by: IceboxCharlie at March 16, 2006, 10:58 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
A raked hand has to be raked .50 you've got to be kidding me. Just the B2B network probably has 5k in bonus money (just a guess) available. Not to mention party and their usual monthly reload. The Ipoker network has maybe 1k in bonus money? Why are you people playing at Ab? I hate the graphics there and the lock when a player has a bad connection. Time is better spent elsewhere. JMO
_________________
Just for the record jumping my ass is -EV and the WR is a quadzillion and the HA is 99.9%
Static Link

Posted by: EZ at March 7, 2006, 6:04 am
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
ya pete, stars has some real sharp graphics. i take it you don't play much poker bro.

if ya 3 table at stars with average pots of $15 then you're prob going to spend $15 + in rake an hour.

stars gets every sucker that signs up through their ads. once a player wises up he'll play for bonus or at least get a rakeback deal.

that is unless you want to pay stars $1500 every 100 hours of poker for their spiffy graphics.
Static Link

Posted by: Petehasgas at March 7, 2006, 3:29 am
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
That site is a joke...horrible graphics and the only way they can keep players is giving away 90% of their profits!


Stars just cracked 100k players and they barely give anything away...When will these sites realize, people aren't stupid and will eventually find and play at the best sites!!! Unless of course they are whores, and will settle for shit graphics, to make some bucks...!
Static Link

Posted by: ForgiveMe4ImDumb at February 28, 2006, 7:32 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
pokermike wrote: i'm not a big fan of the software but the worst thing for me was i missed the RB when i signed up

im in same boat.....i signed up to AP to get that stupid PT thing 9 months ago just after i started playing when i figured that id only play there to clear my PT requirements and then move back to Party

ive since realised the error of my ways but still no RB

i actually enjoy playing the 2/4 6max games there....there may be one or two rocks but there are also at least two ATMs at each table.
Static Link

Posted by: andrew26 at February 28, 2006, 5:43 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
pokermike wrote: i'm not a big fan of the software but the worst thing for me was i missed the RB when i signed up

Ya that sucks... bonus + rakeback at AP makes it a pretty attractive "fallback" site.
_________________
Andrew26 wins pot $.95, with a Royal Flush, spades.
Static Link

Posted by: pokermike at February 28, 2006, 5:40 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
i'm not a big fan of the software but the worst thing for me was i missed the RB when i signed up
Static Link

Posted by: Anarchyst at February 27, 2006, 7:11 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
I belive AP is a really good site to stay at, with their 'bottom less' bonuses.

If you play NL200 or higher, and if you got a 28% rakeback deal, RB + bonus = from 90 to 100% rakeback.

Thats what we are looking for, no?

I just wish they had more tables going...
Static Link

Posted by: hofdaddy at February 27, 2006, 4:53 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
TylerSalzman wrote: This is true.. they really need to work on the software for their waiting lists too, because it is horrible. As soon as you sit at one table you are taken off the list for every other table you were on and crap like that. They don't seem to ever have that many players on either. I have trouble finding lower limit games at all sometimes.

just like most of the medium sized sites it all comes down to timing. it seems a lot of the players on there are now playing tournies, we know why now There are some decent tourney players on there cause I see them at my final tables all the time anyhoo, I don't know about the lower limits but if you're a decent 6 max player there seems to be games going all the time
_________________
I hate poker. I hate life. I hate you

-hofdaddy's trinity

give a woman an inch and she takes a foot. Give her a foot and she'll moan like a whore
Static Link

Posted by: TylerSalzman at February 27, 2006, 4:49 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
This is true.. they really need to work on the software for their waiting lists too, because it is horrible. As soon as you sit at one table you are taken off the list for every other table you were on and crap like that. They don't seem to ever have that many players on either. I have trouble finding lower limit games at all sometimes.
_________________
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, Hey, cut that shit out!
Static Link

Posted by: hofdaddy at February 27, 2006, 4:44 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
AP really tries to get a decent site going but their horrible software I think really keeps a lot of us away. Their slow ass clearing makes it sucky as well. I used to like playing there but I see the same guys sitting at the same tables day after day. It's like playing a ring game with the whores, they probably are who knows.
_________________
I hate poker. I hate life. I hate you

-hofdaddy's trinity

give a woman an inch and she takes a foot. Give her a foot and she'll moan like a whore
Static Link

Posted by: jek187 at February 27, 2006, 3:03 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
jojothekid wrote: who cares

Jojo,

Please try and have your posts add some substance to the discussion at hand. The behavior in this thread is close to trolling.
Static Link

Posted by: BigPoppa at February 27, 2006, 2:58 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
I used to 3 table 6max $1/2 on Absolute a great deal and never got close to clearing everything they offered, but made $20/hr just from bonus and rakeback.
_________________
"I want those motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane!"
Static Link

Posted by: phatlad at February 27, 2006, 2:20 am
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
andrew26 wrote: I am in the minority of whores that actually like absolute, but if you were to clear every dollar of bonus they offer would take time away from other, better bonus offers out there.

I play at AP when there is no where else to play, or at least no easy bonus out there to take advantage of.

Since they raised the rake requirements to $.50 for a RH, it is clearing MUCH more slowly than it used to.

IMO, it is essential to have RB there as well as bonus to make it a decent play.
Static Link

Posted by: slim4x at February 27, 2006, 2:09 am
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
tertep wrote: Just did one of the reloads, and it ended up beeing equivalent to 66% rakeback playing FL 1/2 SH. I belive there are both better and worse bonuses out there, and there would be much sending money to and from neteller to be able to clear all AP reloads.

how long does it usually take to finish it playing fl 1/2 sh multitbling?
Static Link

Posted by: briton at February 26, 2006, 8:08 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
metsnfinsfan wrote: TylerSalzman wrote: andrew26 wrote: I am in the minority of whores that actually like absolute, but if you were to clear every dollar of bonus they offer would take time away from other, better bonus offers out there.

I play at AP when there is no where else to play, or at least no easy bonus out there to take advantage of.

Since they raised the rake requirements to $.50 for a RH, it is clearing MUCH more slowly than it used to.

IMO, it is essential to have RB there as well as bonus to make it a decent play.

where's a good place to look for rakeback?
You are correct on how SLOW it is getting bonuses there now. Felt like it took forever today just to get 100 raked hands.

You cannot get rakeback if you already have an account there

But your wife can
Static Link

Posted by: metsnfinsfan at February 26, 2006, 7:37 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
TylerSalzman wrote: andrew26 wrote: I am in the minority of whores that actually like absolute, but if you were to clear every dollar of bonus they offer would take time away from other, better bonus offers out there.

I play at AP when there is no where else to play, or at least no easy bonus out there to take advantage of.

Since they raised the rake requirements to $.50 for a RH, it is clearing MUCH more slowly than it used to.

IMO, it is essential to have RB there as well as bonus to make it a decent play.

where's a good place to look for rakeback?
You are correct on how SLOW it is getting bonuses there now. Felt like it took forever today just to get 100 raked hands.

You cannot get rakeback if you already have an account there
Static Link

Posted by: TylerSalzman at February 26, 2006, 7:19 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
andrew26 wrote: I am in the minority of whores that actually like absolute, but if you were to clear every dollar of bonus they offer would take time away from other, better bonus offers out there.

I play at AP when there is no where else to play, or at least no easy bonus out there to take advantage of.

Since they raised the rake requirements to $.50 for a RH, it is clearing MUCH more slowly than it used to.

IMO, it is essential to have RB there as well as bonus to make it a decent play.

where's a good place to look for rakeback?
You are correct on how SLOW it is getting bonuses there now. Felt like it took forever today just to get 100 raked hands.
_________________
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, Hey, cut that shit out!
Static Link

Posted by: MyTurn2Raise at February 26, 2006, 7:00 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
andrew26 wrote: I am in the minority of whores that actually like absolute, but if you were to clear every dollar of bonus they offer would take time away from other, better bonus offers out there.

I play at AP when there is no where else to play, or at least no easy bonus out there to take advantage of.

Since they raised the rake requirements to $.50 for a RH, it is clearing MUCH more slowly than it used to.

IMO, it is essential to have RB there as well as bonus to make it a decent play.

I am in this exact position

I still do every deposit, but can never clear all of it.
_________________
I've had trouble with 2 online poker site: Golden Riviera and EuroPoker. Caveat Emptor.
www.myspace.com/bweeks79
Static Link

Posted by: shoe478 at February 26, 2006, 6:50 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
how long do you have to stop playing there before they delete your account?
Static Link

Posted by: andrew26 at February 26, 2006, 6:40 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
I am in the minority of whores that actually like absolute, but if you were to clear every dollar of bonus they offer would take time away from other, better bonus offers out there.

I play at AP when there is no where else to play, or at least no easy bonus out there to take advantage of.

Since they raised the rake requirements to $.50 for a RH, it is clearing MUCH more slowly than it used to.

IMO, it is essential to have RB there as well as bonus to make it a decent play.
_________________
Andrew26 wins pot $.95, with a Royal Flush, spades.
Static Link

Posted by: Mikke_ at February 26, 2006, 6:15 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
TylerSalzman wrote: Mikke_ wrote: jojothekid wrote: who cares

The OP asked a reasonable question. If you don't care, then don't answer. I would also be interested to know hom many on this site still hit a lot of Absolute bonuses, because I am thinking about going back there again in the next week or two to see if things have loosened up a bit after the bonus changes have settled down.

I've been playing a little bit lately on Absolute and it does seem to have loosened up quite a bit. I remember there was a time that it was so super tight that I couldn't stand to even play there. But just today I saw people going all in preflop Reraising my KK with A10 and similar play. Putting like 20-40 dollars on the line for hands I won't even pay a nickel for.

OK - I reckon I'll hit a reload early next month to check it out then. Have a few things to clear first. Thanks for update on play.
_________________
Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as n...
Read Entire Entry

Posted by: Mikke_ at February 26, 2006, 6:11 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
jojothekid wrote:

Quality post as usual.
_________________
Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.
Static Link

Posted by: TylerSalzman at February 26, 2006, 6:11 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
Mikke_ wrote: jojothekid wrote: who cares

The OP asked a reasonable question. If you don't care, then don't answer. I would also be interested to know hom many on this site still hit a lot of Absolute bonuses, because I am thinking about going back there again in the next week or two to see if things have loosened up a bit after the bonus changes have settled down.

I've been playing a little bit lately on Absolute and it does seem to have loosened up quite a bit. I remember there was a time that it was so super tight that I couldn't stand to even play there. But just today I saw people going all in preflop Reraising my KK with A10 and similar play. Putting like 20-40 dollars on the line for hands I won't even pay a nickel for.
_________________
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, Hey, cut that shit out!
Static Link

Posted by: jojothekid at February 26, 2006, 6:03 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
Static Link

Posted by: Mikke_ at February 26, 2006, 5:52 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
jojothekid wrote: who cares

The OP asked a reasonable question. If you don't care, then don't answer. I would also be interested to know hom many on this site still hit a lot of Absolute bonuses, because I am thinking about going back there again in the next week or two to see if things have loosened up a bit after the bonus changes have settled down.
_________________
Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.
Static Link

Posted by: jojothekid at February 26, 2006, 4:59 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
who cares
Static Link

Posted by: splat at February 26, 2006, 4:13 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
I did for a few months when it was on weekends and then on Wednesday, even after the rake change, but since they've been putting them all in a row recently I've stopped. I stopped when I couldn't get my money back when I needed it and missed out on a reload - If you have a big bankroll and you like it there, there's lots of free money to take
Static Link

Posted by: tertep at February 26, 2006, 3:51 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
Just did one of the reloads, and it ended up beeing equivalent to 66% rakeback playing FL 1/2 SH. I belive there are both better and worse bonuses out there, and there would be much sending money to and from neteller to be able to clear all AP reloads.
Static Link

Posted by: TylerSalzman at February 26, 2006, 3:41 pm
Topic: DOES anyone whore every single $ in Absolute bonus offers? Forum: Bonus Whores
They seem to give just a ton of reloads and I was wondering if there was anyone out there who makes it a point to do them all?
Is the rate any good? I'm assuming it's much better if you play higher stakes
_________________
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, Hey, cut that shit out!
Static Link







Casino Classic.
Get $500 free on the house!



CLOSE