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Posted by: JPMcMoney at December 6, 2004, 4:59 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Hey, Belok, you need to relax man. I played against you for a couple of hours yesterday and you were constantly berating other players on their play. It's your money, but don't you WANT them to make bad plays and keep doing it? Nobody likes badbeats, but no one likes sour grapes that chase the fish away, or take the fun out of the table either. Hell, there are barely any fish at Absolute as it is. Just some friendly advice, don't take it as an attack.

JP
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Posted by: hofdaddy at December 6, 2004, 9:54 am
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Belok wrote: Thanks alot Bjorn, the dual monitor thing did it.

Wow hof, your hazings turned out to be unmerited and wrong. At least you got 2 more posts added to your count though, right?

Their software is still shitty for us with one monitor. That is why there is no fix for us! Put that in your pipe and smoke it. No harm meant!
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Posted by: proxybot at December 5, 2004, 9:15 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Ah, that would explain it.. I have dual monitors also, but thought it was my crappy computer that was leaking (win98, Athlon 900). Luckily, there's almost no traffic there so I rarely have more than one table up at a time.
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Posted by: Belok at December 5, 2004, 5:40 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Thanks alot Bjorn, the dual monitor thing did it.

Wow hof, your hazings turned out to be unmerited and wrong. At least you got 2 more posts added to your count though, right?
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Posted by: patient77 at December 5, 2004, 4:37 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
bjornufknu wrote: Belok wrote: Absolute Poker's data leak, or whatever the hell it is, is just terrible. I have to reset the client after every 10$ i make. The bonuses would be much more reasonable to clear if I didnt have to re-log in and find 3 more seats.

If anybody could post a fix, that'd be real helpful.

Thanks,
Dan

I have had the same problem. It turned out to be some kind of conflict of me having dual monitors. Here is what I did to stop Absolutes memory leak:

1. disable dual monitors
2. open a table
3. enable dual monitors

If I opened a table when I had dual monitors enabled, I got the memory leak, but if you disable dual monitors BEFORE you open a table, there is no memory leak.

I know this method sucks, but it helped me anyway.
If you do not use dual monitors on your computer, then I do not know how to prevent this memory leak from happening.
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Posted by: bjornufknu at December 5, 2004, 3:55 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Belok wrote: Absolute Poker's data leak, or whatever the hell it is, is just terrible. I have to reset the client after every 10$ i make. The bonuses would be much more reasonable to clear if I didnt have to re-log in and find 3 more seats.

If anybody could post a fix, that'd be real helpful.

Thanks,
Dan

I have had the same problem. It turned out to be some kind of conflict of me having dual monitors. Here is what I did to stop Absolutes memory leak:

1. disable dual monitors
2. open a table
3. enable dual monitors

If I opened a table when I had dual monitors enabled, I got the memory leak, but if you disable dual monitors BEFORE you open a table, there is no memory leak.

I know this method sucks, but it helped me anyway.
If you do not use dual monitors on your computer, then I do not know how to prevent this memory leak from happening.
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Posted by: deezamn at December 5, 2004, 3:40 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Gonzo787 wrote: deezamn wrote: There's no fix...Absolute's always been like that. Only fix is getting a better computer.

I don't think upgrading will help much. I updated to 1 GB of RAM and it helped ZERO.

I've never had an issue with it. I can only remember once or twice where it really lagged (And I've cleared probably$500+ in bonus money there). I'd heard so many others complain about it...I just figured since my computer was relatively new, it wasn't an issue for me.
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Posted by: wiggum82 at December 5, 2004, 2:20 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
I tell you what you can do: Boycott the fuckers until they get their shit together. I'm not playing on their site until they do. The only way I WILL EVER start is if all the bonuses die, and all the poker rooms get blown up and Absolute miracuously survives.
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Posted by: Gonzo787 at December 5, 2004, 2:14 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
deezamn wrote: There's no fix...Absolute's always been like that. Only fix is getting a better computer.

I don't think upgrading will help much. I updated to 1 GB of RAM and it helped ZERO.
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Posted by: hofdaddy at December 5, 2004, 1:48 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Sorry but...
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Posted by: deezamn at December 5, 2004, 1:25 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
There's no fix...Absolute's always been like that. Only fix is getting a better computer.
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Posted by: Belok at December 5, 2004, 1:23 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
I searched around for an answer to the question and couldnt find one. So i didnt think I was repeating a commonly asked question (still dont think i am...) so whats with the unnecessary aggression?

Im all for bashing dumbasses, but save it for where its deserved

Thanks
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Posted by: hofdaddy at December 5, 2004, 12:49 pm
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Here's the Absolute Fix!
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Posted by: Belok at December 5, 2004, 8:47 am
Topic: Any fix for the Absolutely shitty software? Forum: Bonus Whores
Absolute Poker's data leak, or whatever the hell it is, is just terrible. I have to reset the client after every 10$ i make. The bonuses would be much more reasonable to clear if I didnt have to re-log in and find 3 more seats.

If anybody could post a fix, that'd be real helpful.

Thanks,
Dan
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