| Posted by: hofdaddy at March 3, 2005, 9:51 am | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | TheFranchise wrote: JimMorrison wrote: Pay for my women? I've never had to pay for a woman in my life. But if presented with a choice of your women or paying, I would definitely go the paying route.
So I met this chick at a bar. We get to talking, and I ask her if she ever roleplays during sex. She says yes. I say I like to role-play during sex, too. I tell her I like to pretend I'm not paying for it.
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| Posted by: TheFranchise at March 3, 2005, 2:35 am | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | JimMorrison wrote: Pay for my women? I've never had to pay for a woman in my life. But if presented with a choice of your women or paying, I would definitely go the paying route.
So I met this chick at a bar. We get to talking, and I ask her if she ever roleplays during sex. She says yes. I say I like to role-play during sex, too. I tell her I like to pretend I'm not paying for it.
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| Posted by: packbacker83 at March 3, 2005, 2:05 am | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | Ripped ... they just dont understand
No matter how beautiful your woman is you get tired of her and want some strange.
With your woman you can get a different crack every night forever. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at March 3, 2005, 12:23 am | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | | Actually I've noticed that when I'm on a losing streak at poker I end up on a hot streak with women. And vice versa. Poker has only been so so lately, but I'm not complaining. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ripped at March 2, 2005, 11:47 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | JimMorrison wrote: ripped wrote: sjguppy wrote: Quote: ripped wrote:
you guys are so jealous of my beautiful women. You guys only wish you had a 3some with them.. 1 sitting on your head and the other 1 doing the chicken dance on your penis.
Ripped, thanks you made my day with that comeback. But for some unknown reason I just don't think your ladies stack up well against JimMorrisons ladies..
There is 1 big (excuse the pun) difference. Jim had to pay for his..Mine come with all the lovin in the world FREE of charge!
Pay for my women? I've never had to pay for a woman in my life. But if presented with a choice of your women or paying, I would definitely go the paying route.
I could hook you up bro for free. I have some mad hookups!
dont worry man..everyone needs some help getting laid once in a while. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at March 2, 2005, 11:22 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | ripped wrote: sjguppy wrote: Quote: ripped wrote:
you guys are so jealous of my beautiful women. You guys only wish you had a 3some with them.. 1 sitting on your head and the other 1 doing the chicken dance on your penis.
Ripped, thanks you made my day with that comeback. But for some unknown reason I just don't think your ladies stack up well against JimMorrisons ladies..
There is 1 big (excuse the pun) difference. Jim had to pay for his..Mine come with all the lovin in the world FREE of charge!
Pay for my women? I've never had to pay for a woman in my life. But if presented with a choice of your women or paying, I would definitely go the paying route. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ripped at March 2, 2005, 6:16 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | sjguppy wrote: Quote: ripped wrote:
you guys are so jealous of my beautiful women. You guys only wish you had a 3some with them.. 1 sitting on your head and the other 1 doing the chicken dance on your penis.
Ripped, thanks you made my day with that comeback. But for some unknown reason I just don't think your ladies stack up well against JimMorrisons ladies..
There is 1 big (excuse the pun) difference. Jim had to pay for his..Mine come with all the lovin in the world FREE of charge! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: sjguppy at March 2, 2005, 4:15 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | Quote: ripped wrote:
you guys are so jealous of my beautiful women. You guys only wish you had a 3some with them.. 1 sitting on your head and the other 1 doing the chicken dance on your penis.
Ripped, thanks you made my day with that comeback. But for some unknown reason I just don't think your ladies stack up well against JimMorrisons ladies.
This all reminds me of what my grandpappy one told me about a big women. If you want to know when she is horny just roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: elric at March 2, 2005, 4:05 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | goin2vegas wrote: Quote: 1 sitting on your head
Please have EMT's standing by if you try this at home.....
I think you might be at 3 tons of fun... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: elric at March 2, 2005, 3:36 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | ripped wrote: you guys are so jealous of my beautiful women. You guys only wish you had a 3some with them.. 1 sitting on your head and the other 1 doing the chicken dance on your penis.
Ripped gives new meaning to 2 tons of fun... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ripped at March 2, 2005, 3:34 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | | you guys are so jealous of my beautiful women. You guys only wish you had a 3some with them.. 1 sitting on your head and the other 1 doing the chicken dance on your penis. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: sjguppy at March 2, 2005, 2:22 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | Quote: maybe they were on here and seen your avatar and thought they would pay you an extra deposit to get rid of it...
Or maybe they took pity and felt you needed the extra money to go out and buy some clothes to cover up the whales. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: jon593 at March 2, 2005, 2:17 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | maybe they were on here and seen your avatar and thought they would pay you an extra deposit to get rid of it................ haha lol
they will probaly notice their mistake and take it back | | Static Link |
| Posted by: andrew26 at March 2, 2005, 1:39 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | ripped wrote: I just got a SECOND deposit from intertops for $514. Well I already got my $514. Nice extra bonus!!.. anyone else get credited twice or just me?
Apparently, Intertops loves you too.
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| Posted by: ripped at March 2, 2005, 1:25 pm | | Topic: I LOVE intertops Forum: Bonus Whores | | I just got a SECOND deposit from intertops for $514. Well I already got my $514. Nice extra bonus!!.. anyone else get credited twice or just me? | | Static Link |
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