| Posted by: tarheel1 at September 14, 2005, 5:57 pm | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | taken from http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg Lea... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 8:41 pm | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: serait ennervant si jetais francais. Its no wonder you have to pay for sex if you are this dense, Jim. Jon you are a little bit of a brown nose.
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| Posted by: The Gunslinger at September 1, 2005, 10:11 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: oops youre not a brown nose just a bit stupid. I apologise. My error.
Your such an assclown.
Bottom line. French are sissy little girly faggots.
You are French. You are a sissy little girly faggot.
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| Posted by: jon593 at September 1, 2005, 7:52 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | how the fuck am i a brown nose when i started the whole thing the first reply to this thread was me
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| Posted by: jean at September 1, 2005, 7:49 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | serait ennervant si jetais francais. Its no wonder you have to pay for sex if you are this dense, Jim. Jon you are a little bit of a brown nose. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 7:16 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jon593 wrote: www.google.com
type in "french military victories"
hit "i'm feeling lucky"
kind of old but still good
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| Posted by: jon593 at September 1, 2005, 7:15 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | www.google.com
type in "french military victories"
hit "i'm feeling lucky"
kind of old but still good | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 4:34 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: If I fuck your goat I will catch chlamydia and maybe your syphilis,
goat fucker. Maybe your goat is more tight than your mother
Please learn English, as I told you before I don't speak Spanish. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: jean at September 1, 2005, 4:31 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | If I fuck your goat I will catch chlamydia and maybe your syphilis,
goat fucker. Maybe your goat is more tight than your mother | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 2:42 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: are you and Jim holding hands special friends. (dont have a sister)
I told you, I don't understand Spanish. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 2:39 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: I should consider you killing yourself? What is stopping you
I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: The Gunslinger at September 1, 2005, 2:38 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: dirty or not she loves it
That's why people kept saying about your sister. But, when it came down to it ... they were wrong. She only liked it when it was ditry.
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| Posted by: The Gunslinger at September 1, 2005, 2:38 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | Ok faggot the frog. I'm goin' to bed. See ya tomarrow night.
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| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 2:30 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | If I was born in France I probably would have killed myself. That's an idea you should consider. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: The Gunslinger at September 1, 2005, 2:23 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: tKKK fuck face I spit in your general direction
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| Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 1, 2005, 2:23 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: the cheese from my dirty french penis you racist ass. what is wrong with Indians? KKK fuck face I spit in your general direction
At least you admit your penis is dirty. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: jean at September 1, 2005, 2:19 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | the cheese from my dirty french penis you racist ass. what is wrong with Indians? KKK fuck face I spit in your general direction | | Static Link |
| Posted by: hofdaddy at August 31, 2005, 8:03 pm | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | wee wee!
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| Posted by: Jim Morrison at August 31, 2005, 7:59 pm | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | hofdaddy wrote: jean wrote: i want to wash but your mother says she likes the taste of french cheese. something about calcium i think also
wtf?
calcium?
I can't help it! The butchering of the language makes me think of Party Poker support
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| Posted by: hofdaddy at August 31, 2005, 7:44 pm | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: i want to wash but your mother says she likes the taste of french cheese. something about calcium i think also
wtf?
calcium?
I can't help it! The butchering of the language makes me think of Party Poker support
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| Posted by: The Gunslinger at August 31, 2005, 10:05 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: there are 26 non US countries in Iraq. But they are not important perhaps? does it annoy you that the Japonais are there also.
England is, so is Australia. A few others as well, and not to discount the effords of the individual soliders. Any soldier in Iraq fighting with the collition wether they're US, GB, or from France is ok in my book. It's just your fucking countries that's all. ANd people like you, who live in them, who can't spell, and are gay.
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| Posted by: jean at August 31, 2005, 9:21 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | i want to wash but your mother says she likes the taste of french cheese. something about calcium i think also | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at August 31, 2005, 9:08 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: there are 26 non US countries in Iraq. But they are not important perhaps? does it annoy you that the Japonais are there also.
When I figure out who Japonais is then I'll tell you if it annoys me or not.
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| Posted by: jean at August 31, 2005, 8:49 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | there are 26 non US countries in Iraq. But they are not important perhaps? does it annoy you that the Japonais are there also. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at August 31, 2005, 3:27 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | Time for bed.
To put this to rest once and for all. I will prove to you that the French are spineless pussies. I will fly you to the next WhoreCon and you can take on the biggest American pussy we can find (Dan or Z) in a boxing match. Sound good? Loser must shove their country's flag all the way up their ass. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at August 31, 2005, 3:20 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: Jim you PD, you did not shed blood. You did not fight you dont fight you are a penis.
America only fight because Hitler was the ally of Japan. America dont fight for freedom but for USA. It is not soldiers who are stupid but your president monkey
Yup, I'm a penis. I know the thought of that turns a French faggot like you on. I'm sorry that the Nazi's raped your grandfather. If he had fought back then maybe that wouldn't have happened. BTW, what are the French striking today?
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| Posted by: The Gunslinger at August 31, 2005, 3:14 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | Ok, I'm going to sleep.
Jean, you're a fag. Quit being a fag before I wake up or I will call you a fag a bunch more.
You give Europeans a bad name (not that most of them havn't taken a beating enough already as it is.) It's sad that a country that exists because "no one in Europe wanted us" and a country like Australia which was formed from convicts would ally with England, our mother country to be the only three countries willing to take a concreate moral stand. It's sad how far some of you Europeans have fallen from your once proud roots.
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| Posted by: The Gunslinger at August 31, 2005, 3:10 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote:
America only fight because Hitler was the ally of Japan.
Or not. Corrolation does not equal causation my idiot european n00b visitor tick.
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| Posted by: jean at August 31, 2005, 3:07 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | Jim you PD, you did not shed blood. You did not fight you dont fight you are a penis.
America only fight because Hitler was the ally of Japan. America dont fight for freedom but for USA. It is not soldiers who are stupid but your president monkey | | Static Link |
| Posted by: The Gunslinger at August 31, 2005, 3:04 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | jean wrote: you may be apower but we all laugh at your trouble and youre innocent ideas of freedom. Now you start to lose soldiers most americans do not want to be in Iraq. You Gunslinger dont fight in Iraq. If you like freedom so much why do you sit in front of computer and not go to Iraq. You are as much a coward as you call us. If you dont go to Iraq then you are the same as France. Fucking idiot.
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| Posted by: jean at August 31, 2005, 3:03 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | you may be apower but we all laugh at your trouble and youre innocent ideas of freedom. Now you start to lose soldiers most americans do not want to be in Iraq. You Gunslinger dont fight in Iraq. If you like freedom so much why do you sit in front of computer and not go to Iraq. You are as much a coward as you call us. If you dont go to Iraq then you are the same as France. Fucking idiot. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: The Gunslinger at August 31, 2005, 3:01 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | Jim Morrison wrote: You'd think the French would appreciate us a little for shedding blood saving their faggot asses. Yet all we get is attitude. Next time we'll let you suck on Hitler's cock some more.
Get a little more action on the Fuhrur's pole.
How do you say "Bob on his knob" in French?
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| Posted by: Jim Morrison at August 31, 2005, 3:00 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | | You'd think the French would appreciate us a little for shedding blood saving their faggot asses. Yet all we get is attitude. Next time we'll let you suck on Hitler's cock some more. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Morrison at August 31, 2005, 2:58 am | | Topic: france poker Forum: Bonus Whores | The Gunslinger wrote:
We left Europe because you motherfuckers never bathed.
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