| Posted by: dokoko at September 26, 2005, 5:26 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | elric wrote: I'm an experienced (play-money) poker player.
Could anyone explain to me what "play-money" is, please. Is this a synonym for bankroll, i.e. the money you need to play with? Any (serious) help is (probably not) appreciated. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: iwasajackoff at September 20, 2005, 5:47 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | No reason to be anal about it. Its not like your buying a new car or somthing. Pick a couple of the sites listed here make a small deposit and try them out. Thats the reason they offer a bonus. For you try them out and see if you like playing there. Some players think its just to whore them then move on to the next. But that would be wrong wouldent it? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Loke at September 20, 2005, 2:23 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | porkrind wrote: Sorry man you don't pass the sniff test.
And becomes conspicuous in his absence. Another alias sinffed out and exposed.
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| Posted by: porkrind at September 19, 2005, 10:45 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | 1. MWR computers in forward locations are locked down to prevent the installation of unapproved software and self executable files. You can not get to MSN, Hotmail or Yahoo much less a pokersite download.
2. BonusWhores is filtered by the DOD servers as an adult site.
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| Posted by: Jay at September 19, 2005, 10:27 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | This thread is amusing..
It started out as a fairly straightforward question, that was NOT jumped on by n00b bashers, despite "porkrind" trying to stir something up...
But the Kandahar thing is just silly. You have 30 minutes of internet time per day, yet you're posting here several times a day? And though you've read all the reviews of poker sites here, you're looking hard for other sources of reading material? To fill up the other spare 15 seconds you have? And then I assume you don't have time to actually play at any of the sites...
If I had 30 minutes a day, I don't think I'd be spending quite so much time screwing around on the forums. 30 minutes isn't even enough to stay current on the threads you're interested in following, let alone time to post, use any other websites, or actually play... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Loke at September 19, 2005, 10:12 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | JamesBong wrote: LOL... You're gonna have to try harder than that to get a rise out of me... As for you believing me whether or not I am in fact where I say I am makes absolutely no difference to me whatsoever... Have a nice day....
I'm not even remotely trying to get a rise out of you. I'm simply saying you're either a troll or a liar, or both. I believe you are indeed exactly who I say you are, and I think you know it. The fact you responded in less than an hour further proves my point that you being a ground pounder in Kandahar is absolute bunk.
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| Posted by: JamesBong at September 19, 2005, 9:55 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | LOL... You're gonna have to try harder than that to get a rise out of me... As for you believing me whether or not I am in fact where I say I am makes absolutely no difference to me whatsoever... Have a nice day.... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Loke at September 19, 2005, 8:59 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | JamesBong wrote: I couldn't care less how skeptical you wanna be..... Have at 'er....
Actually skeptical is a bad choice of terms. Simply put, your full of... well... you know. No way anyone on the ground in Kandahar is posting with the regularity you are. Simply a ploy to justify your personal lack of effort. (And before you ask, yes I am military, yes I have been deployed there and several other places). In fact, it's quit quite odd how your alias suddenly appeared the same day another poster using an alias disappeared. Welcome back.
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| Posted by: elric at September 19, 2005, 8:06 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | "I will not make a skeptical out of my boxing career. Here? talk to Paul."
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| Posted by: Loke at September 18, 2005, 1:56 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | JamesBong wrote: Exactly, at the present time I do not have time to read through FAQ's, 101 etc... You see I'm in the army and am currently serving in Kandahar, Afghanistan... They only give me 30 minutes a day of internet time and well to be honest I'm really not on the base here too much...
Given the number of posts you have in this thread alone, I'm beginning to become highly sceptical of your story.
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| Posted by: fatshaft at September 16, 2005, 11:44 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | porkrind wrote: phatlad wrote: porkrind wrote: and the N00b Strike Team will rear its ugly head. (BTW, they are a group of self appointed flamers who swoop in on stupid questions/spammers/lazy posters and me). There is also Jim Morrison who well has an amazingly colorful vocabulary.
Good Hunting.
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| Posted by: JamesBong at September 16, 2005, 11:29 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | LOL... You guys are right out of 'er!!! Not hard to wind you up like a top huh?? You have a nice day now... Take care.... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: porkrind at September 16, 2005, 3:25 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | phatlad wrote: porkrind wrote: and the N00b Strike Team will rear its ugly head. (BTW, they are a group of self appointed flamers who swoop in on stupid questions/spammers/lazy posters and me). There is also Jim Morrison who well has an amazingly colorful vocabulary.
Good Hunting.
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| Posted by: shebang at September 16, 2005, 1:33 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | JamesBong wrote: I am doing a little research into which sites to start at and have a question.... Can you give me some good website listings that offer good poker site reviews?? As of now I have checked out obviously bonuswhores.com, poker-ranking.com, and pokerlistings.com... Are there any other good ones out there??
Obviously, you still have no idea how ridiculous the above comment is. So, you have only 30 min a day and supposedly are a "real" poker player. Well, PICK one the sites reviewed by BW or the other two sites that you supposedly checked out. What more do you want to know before starting in poker online? Those sites have covered all the basics to get going. After that, you play at the sites that you, for various reasons, favor. We were all at a loss what a beginner online player needs to know beyond what it is extensively described in the site reviews, BW101, or the FAQ. Then, you proceed in offending the same people whose help you solicited by saying that, unlike you, ... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: Loke at September 16, 2005, 10:34 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | JamesBong wrote: They only give me 30 minutes a day of internet time and well to be honest I'm really not on the base here too much...
Then why are you asking about poker sites? If you only have 30 minutes a day, you aren't gambling. Not to mention that playing online poker on a government computer is a violation of the UCMJ. So, wait till you get home, have computer access, have time to read the FAQ and use the search function. For now, use your 30 minutes on something more valuable, emailing loved ones and friends for instance.
Quote: I wasted about 15 minutes of my 30 minutes of internet time typing this out, but believe me it was worth it.
Wow, if I had an occasional thirty minutes on the web, I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting it typing in a forum.
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| Posted by: elric at September 16, 2005, 10:00 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | James fat shaft bang fagina loke banshee feeling lucky toke colorado bong eat lotta pork rinds.
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| Posted by: JamesBong at September 15, 2005, 10:38 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | Exactly, at the present time I do not have time to read through FAQ's, 101 etc... You see I'm in the army and am currently serving in Kandahar, Afghanistan... They only give me 30 minutes a day of internet time and well to be honest I'm really not on the base here too much...
So you see, I posted my question not because of some people's ignorance, "What leads all these imbeciles who have been making their appearance in the last week to believe that BW caters to folks who can't read nor think? BW doesn't change your diapers either."
Although, I would love to sit around a forum giggling with my internet clown-buddies making fun of new online poker players, I'm out looking for some very bad people everyday... People that would like nothing more than to mess up our way of life.... So again, I apologize for not meeting up the standards of this very tough sounding "n00b Strike Team" but I don't really have a whole lot of time on my hands...
I just read in another thread that j... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: shebang at September 15, 2005, 3:35 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | elric wrote: I'm an experienced (play-money) poker player. I would say that PokerStars play-money ranks at the top of my chart with UltimateBet play-money running a close second.
Wow, you are playing at sites known for the toughest players. I'm getting the feeling you like to take big risks; figure you must be a pro.
I, myself, am a very stupid individual. That's why i'm sitting behind my computer all day and do nothing but posting in forums. I hope that will be of some help to the think tanks who don't have the time to look up FAQs, BW101, and other forum sh!t. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: elric at September 14, 2005, 10:57 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | I'm an experienced (play-money) poker player. I would say that PokerStars play-money ranks at the top of my chart with UltimateBet play-money running a close second.
I have eliminated PokerRoom play-money from my regimen as they have been cracking down on play-money chip dumping, play-money colluding, and those of us with large play-money transactions.
Does anyone know of any good sites that go over play-money poker sites?
Are there any good play-money casino web sites? (I am pretty worried about being banned at casinos for play-money abuse so I limit my casino activities.)
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| Posted by: JamesBong at September 14, 2005, 10:51 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | ummm... Aren't forums made for people with questions?? Sorry if it didn't meet the standards of some, unlike most, I do not have all day to sit behind a computer and look most of this shit up, hence asking "stupid" questions on a forum where I can come back and check for an answer I was looking for... Thanks again... I'm out... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: shebang at September 14, 2005, 9:44 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | Loke wrote: I'm not even a poker player. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Hilarious. Best post of the week. However, given the preponderance of junk posted recently, that's not really all that much of a compliment. What leads all these imbeciles who have been making their appearance in the last week to believe that BW caters to folks who can't read nor think? BW doesn't change your diapers either. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: phatlad at September 14, 2005, 9:42 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | porkrind wrote: and the N00b Strike Team will rear its ugly head. (BTW, they are a group of self appointed flamers who swoop in on stupid questions/spammers/lazy posters and me). There is also Jim Morrison who well has an amazingly colorful vocabulary.
Good Hunting.
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| Posted by: porkrind at September 14, 2005, 2:36 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | and the N00b Strike Team will rear its ugly head. (BTW, they are a group of self appointed flamers who swoop in on stupid questions/spammers/lazy posters and me). There is also Jim Morrison who well has an amazingly colorful vocabulary.
Good Hunting. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: TheJourneyman at September 13, 2005, 8:38 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | Loke wrote: I'm not even a poker player. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Thanks I needed a laugh | | Static Link |
| Posted by: porkrind at September 13, 2005, 2:30 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | The self appointed Nazi Party of BWing has not called anyone an ASSCLOWN or CockHolster yet. So voting cannot be closed. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: LottaFagina at September 13, 2005, 12:19 pm | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | Loke wrote: I'm not even a poker player. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
We have a winner! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: JamesBong at September 13, 2005, 11:36 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | Great thanks for the advice guys and gals... I have read through most of the reviews on all the major players of the online world and I find BW to be a truly awesome site, defintely a site I will frequent often... I was just asking because I like 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc., opinions and feel you can never have enough poker info to take in to help your bankroll, after all this is what it's all about... Thanks again everyone... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: FeelingLucky at September 13, 2005, 10:22 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | The info in the BW 101 guide alone is probably enough to keep you busy for a long long time. I guess there may be other sites out there with more poker site reviews, but personally I don't know of any. Most sites worth playing for a bonus are mentioned, reviewed, ranked and discussed on this site and in the forums - and sites that don't offer a worthwhile bonus are simply not worth playing (to most members of this community).
So I guess this place may be a bit "limited" in the sense it focuses on bonus-worthy sites, you will find more than enough good poker sites to play on this site, even if you don't care much about the bonuses.
If you are new to the online poker world though, I recommend not underestimating the supplementary income bonuses can offer - even if you are a winning player already. If you play high limits, it might be easier to go for a good rake back account, but most of the time you can earn lots of extra money from bonuses by spending a little bit of extra effort (signin... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: Loke at September 13, 2005, 9:52 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | Honestly James, read through this forum and you'll find your answers. Usually any time anyone posts about a current bonus, there is usually a healthy discussion on the site itself if it isn't one already covered in the BW101 guide. I really haven't found a site that provides better information, not for poker sites anyways. You'll see comments on traffic, cashout, bonus clearance rate, it's all here. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: JamesBong at September 13, 2005, 8:41 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | | What I'm looking for are websites (besides the ones I listed above) that have half decent reviews of online poker sites and keep these reviews updated (level of players, traffic, etc...) Sorry for sounding half-retarded with the (real) poker player comment, I read it again and I guess it looked a bit weird... What I meant was "live" games (casinos, poker rooms, etc.) as opposed to computer poker... Thanks all... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: tarheel1 at September 13, 2005, 6:41 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | Im an imaginary poker player myself. What sort of information are you looking for?
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| Posted by: JamesBong at September 13, 2005, 4:38 am | | Topic: Poker Sites Reviews Forum: Bonus Whores | Hi all,
I am an experienced (real) poker player and am new to the online poker community... I am doing a little research into which sites to start at and have a question.... Can you give me some good website listings that offer good poker site reviews?? As of now I have checked out obviously bonuswhores.com, poker-ranking.com, and pokerlistings.com... Are there any other good ones out there?? Any help would be appreciated... Thanks... | | Static Link |
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