| Posted by: Marcus Tranter at November 24, 2007, 12:07 pm | | Topic: Wingows switches networks to Gold Chip? Forum: Bonus Whores | pooterguy wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20071120/bs_prweb/prweb570451_1
Once upon a time there was a poker site known as Wingows. But alas, young Wingows fell prey to her evil stepmother and her greedy and sinister Digital Gaming Network.
So, trashy and abused old Wingows reincarnated herself as a pure lily-white virgin named Wingows.com and was whisked away by a brave Jungle hero to live forever happily ever after in the land of Dynamic Gaming Systems.
But it was not to be. For, because of moral turpitude on the part of Wingows' stepsister Big Juicy, Dynamic Gaming Systems then was abandoned by its once faithful concierge Epassporte, leaving *New* Wingows and her sisters to languish in Purgatory, completely devoid of US poker players.
But fear not. A new hero has now arisen to give ugly, slutty *Old* Wingows a miracle plastic surgery procedure, which we all are guaranteed by the saviour Gold Chip Network, will restore Wingows' virginity amid promises of infinite blow jobs for all worthy affiliates and their poker playing pawns.
And so *Old* Wingows begat *New* Wingows which in turn immaculately conceived *New Old* Wingows.
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