| Posted by: Guacamole at June 2, 2004, 4:36 am | | Topic: Poker World Forum: Bonus Whores | Well, into day three of this Million dollar tourney promotion at PW. I got to figure a way to win a seat into the 3300+330 main event. Then maybe I'll get real lucky cards and become rich, which is my dream. Then I'll get to be on TV to play a HU match with a hooded mysteryman for another 500,000. I decided to wear a hood also if I get there. The hood will have BONUSWHORES.COM embroidered on it. I will also wear sunglasses over the eyeholes in the hood, so the mysteryman will not be able to see the fear in my bloodshot eyes. If I win, I won't remove the hood so my deadbeat ex wives won't know I'm rich and want more alimony and child support. I'll call myself Carlos De La Nguyen. I'll speak Spanish and pretend not to understand English. Before the event starts, I'll pay three strippers to be in my posse and cheer me on. They will be wearing tight hot pants, a BonusWhore.com baseball cap, and belly button exposing T-shirts that have ''I'm a whore too" emblazened on them. The TV guys will love it and give them lots of air time.
After I win, this site will be bigger than any poker fourm on the net! Carlos De La Nguyen will be a hero!
Damn, I just spilled my Jack all over my keyboard! Oh well, actually doesn't taste to bad. I will name it Jack and Keyboard............ |
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