| Posted by: noidroid at May 23, 2005, 1:50 am | | Topic: A slave to the bonus Forum: Bonus Whores | Quote: I rely heavily on TIVO to timeshift the shows I watch. HAHAHAH I too look at DVR as +EV, I never watch commercials anymore. I try to plan ahead and record every show I'm going to watch so that I can fast forward the commercials. But the really sick part is that now when I'm casually flipping through the channels and see something I want to watch, say.. sportscenter, I'll immediately pause it and go off for 5-10 minutes to do something stupid like drop a duey, make dinner, wank it(fuck, I sound like klepto); or even clip my toenails. Then I'll come back and watch it with 10 minutes of fast forward time "saved up", and that practice is +EV in my twisted mind. I explained this practice to my girlfriend(I try not to view her as -EV but I can't help it, I'm sick hahah) the other day and she looked at me like I was from fucking mars, then laughed at me for like 30 minutes striaght. I guess the point is that as a fulltime bonuswhore, it becomes natural to look at time as money in every aspect of my life.
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