Yes, I have this terrifying ision of a secret auditorium somewhere in British Columbia, filled with chanting young men and women in dark suits getting indoctrinated into the Starnet Pyramid scheme. "I will pose as a happy player...I will pose as a happy player...I will pose as a happy player...happy, happy, player, player, happy, happy, player, player...I will be showered with money...I will be showered with money...I will be showered with money....happy, happy, player, player...
And then I, in my red wig, and Steve, in a false nose, do our Scully and Mulder imitation with big flashlights:"Freeze! OPA! Back away from the terminals slowly and nobody will get hurt!"
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