hrm let me try my casino-translator:
Dear Jason,
Holy crap you hit a big win and no way do we have that much money laying around. We're going to have to lock your account and "investigate" (aka, look for spare change under sofa cushions). This could take some time.
Also, if you are somehow within 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, you forfiet your winnings.
Yours etc,
casino support
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