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Posted by: caruso at May 31, 2006, 12:44 pm

Topic: Disgraceful Jackpot Factory promotional technique! Forum: Winner Online

This will go down in casino history as the clumsiest, tackiest SEO marketing strategy ever.

In this one, our rogue marketeer has worked out that "beating slot machines" is a good search phrase...and check out how he's gone about trying to get AllSluts at the top of Google:

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Who wants to know about beating slot machines? I believe everyone, myself included. So I took up the task of reading about beating slot machines and I want to share my research results with you, the readers.

Basic Tips for Beating Slot Machines

Supposedly, there are two different types of slot machines, loose machines (payout more frequently) and tight machines (payout less frequently.) I can understand this since the casinos do not want everyone beating slot machines. However, hopefully me and my readers will be on the winning machines and the other players will be on the others (in this way the casino will still make money, just not our money). The machines are all programmed in advance, so you need to make sure that you are finding the loose machines, just like many men are looking for loose women. The best way to find these machines is to ask the waitress in the actual casinos or to find the machines that the regulars for that casino are playing. If you plan to beat slot machines, this is the main thing you need to do.

More Slot Machine Tips

After that keep some of these other points in your mind; to begin with, you need to decide that if your machine doesn't payoff maybe 4 or 5 times in a row, you will leave that machine, since you probably will not be beating the slot machine if you stay on the machines that do not pay frequently enough. Another tip: in order to beat slot machines, you need to always bet the maximum and this goes double for beating slot machines which have a bonus round or are progressive, since if you do not bet the maximum, you will not even have a chance at the jackpot or bonus round many times. Please also, when you are playing the slots and want to beat slot machines, you need to know when it is time to leave. Please do not think that you can be beating slot machines forever, time will always be against you, so once you have about 2/3 of your original money won, get up and leave the casino. If you follow these simple slot machine tips, you can definitely have a better chance of beating slot machines.

All these slot machine tips are only as good as the casino you play in, so here's the most important slot machine tip there is - pick your casino carefully. You're going to have more fun and make more money if you're playing at a decent casino, online or off. For a tip-top slot machine experience, choose a casino with a solid reputation, lots of games, and 24 hour customer support.

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