| Posted by: tencardcharlie at June 13, 2006, 10:33 am | | Topic: Jackpot Factory's Inspirational Stories Forum: Casino Meister |
I feel kinda' sorry for you Boaz. Can't be easy having to deal with petty matters like this one, being a big shark and all. Therefore, as a small gift to you, I wrote a story that you may use free of charge in your advertising. Enjoy.
How I screwed up marketing online casino games and refused to admit it
I could not get a decent job so I applied for a job advertising online casino games. I was so excited when I got the job as the chief spammer at All slots casino. Advertising online casino games was easy. All I had to do is put the words and phrases like “online casino games” everywhere in texts like this one to spam the search engines. Me and my staff came up with thousands of pages about online casino games. Some of them told stories about people who escaped depression and financial troubles by playing online casino games. This was great, because now tons of suckers would try to solve their troubles by playing online casino games and lose all their money on the online casino games.
Sadly, some player on a forum about online casino games found out about what we were doing and when the players of online casino games heard the story they where furious. I tried to calm them down by posting a bunch of insults against webmasters that run sites about online casino games, as well as players of online casino games. That didn’t help at all. The people on the board about online casino games just got even more upset. Everyone still hates me for my campaign about online casino games. All I have left is the money I made from writing ridiculous stories about online casino games. I think I will spend it all playing online casino games. I certainly deserve it.
Kind regards
Online cas... wait, I mean - Boaz
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