| Posted by: thelawnet at June 1, 2006, 8:55 pm | | Topic: Jackpot Factory's Inspirational Stories Forum: Casino Meister |
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Could slots improve sex?
My wife had been telling me for months that my compulsive chocolate eating was getting in the way of our relationship. She told me I was getting too fat and my energy levels were lower and she was sure it was from all the chocolate. She wanted me to stop but I did not feel like I could. She said I simply needed a distraction and suggested slots. "Slots?" I asked, pretty surprised. "Why slots?" She said because when we first met I'd been ery active and happy and one of my favorite pastimes was slots and maybe slots would be the distraction I needed.
I said I'd try slots
So I agreed to try slots but to be honest, I was far from convinced. How could slots stop me eating chocolate? The wife said every time I wanted to reach for a chocolate bar I should play slots instead and see how that went. Well, the truth was I really didn't buy it, but the thought of more sex was a huge inspiration so I did exactly what she suggested. Whenever I wanted a chocolate bar, rather than reaching out for it, I went to play slots. And wouldn't you know? Playing slots actually worked. I did stop eating chocolate and lost a ton of weight. Now I hardly have time for slots as my wife has become ery amorous indeed!
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