| Posted by: SlotsWizard at June 1, 2006, 6:18 am | | Topic: Jackpot Factory's Inspirational Stories Forum: Casino Meister |
So I sat down at my computer with a tasty bowl of SLOTS CRUNCH CEREAL to check out the latest posts in the forum. WOW! I was amazed to discover that my favorite food is fortified with every itamin on earth, plus certain doses of psychotic plants. No wonder it is so damn tasty!
And where was I when space shuttles started carrying FREE SLOTS? They say that there's not a whole lot to do in space, so I guess it makes sense. But how do the coins exit the FREE SLOT MACHINE since there's no gravity?
But perhaps the best news of all is, they actually have FREE SLOTS at an underwater casino!
So I have one question for everyone: HOW CAN I CONVINCE ALL OF YOU TO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GO PLAY FREE SLOTS?
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Specifically targeting and exploiting compulsive gamblers and claiming that slots helps arthritis is VERY GRIMY. I would love to quit work and gamble all day every day, but doing so would (a) leave me broke, and (b) probably GIVE me arthritis.
If you can get past the initial shock of the situation, I must say that I found most (NOT ALL) of these quotes and paragraphs to be rather hilarious.
But I am also surprised that as of 01:00AM EST 2006-06-01, all of these pages are all still available...
Well that's all for now, I'm going to go get some more SLOTS CRUNCH CEREAL.
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