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Here is what Allslots marketing team thought was their Google Graal...before it turns in something which sounds more like their own epitaph:
The Freeslot Sitemap:
http://www.allslots.com/free-slots-site-map.php
Waaaouww, we have a real masterpiece.
Let's have a look at the weirdest ones:
Meditation and Free slots (this could be the founder text of a new religious mouvement called the Slotology):
http://www.allslots.com/meditation-and-free-slots.php
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My inner soul benefits from free slots
I really like playing free slots. I feel like I am a completely different person these days, thanks to free slots. Anyway, there is more to my heightened serenity than free slots. What has happened since playing free slots is quite interesting. I have started meditating. Strange. I never meditated in my life but since playing free slots I feel so calm, I am drawn to meditation. My friend Joanne had raved about meditating so I knew what it was and how to do it but I never imagined I would be doing it. there is just something so calming with free slots that draws me to meditate. So that is what I do... I play free slots and then I meditate.
I am just so serene now with free slots
These days even my mother hardly recognizes me. I am just so serene. I feel calm. I feel relaxed. I sense the power of a higher being to take care of me. The responsibility of life is still there, but the stress is gone. All thanks indirectly to free slots and directly to meditating. I would recommend the combination of free slots to any modern 21st century working person. Check them out and see if they can help you too.
This is really ery weird. The guy who wrote that was definitely under drugs.
They Call Me "Slots" (nothing really weird here but the title remembers me "I've changed my name for GoldenPalace Casino"):
http://www.allslots.com/slots-callme.php
Culinary Slots:
http://www.allslots.com/slots-culinary.php
Can't just quote everything they've wrote but you should read this one too.
How to play slots machines for free:
http://www.allslots.com/how-to-play-...s-for-free.php
Don't miss this piece of BS.
Free slots permanent job:
http://www.allslots.com/free-slots-g...manent-job.php
The list is almost endless.
What's crazy in this story is that it's obvious that they've done that thinking is was good for their search engine rankings.
I'm a SEO for 6 years now.
First of all, what they've done is not good at all for their rankings.
But the worst thing is that they've totally forgotten that those stories could be read by humans.
Finally, what they've done is clearly penalized by Google as it's blackhat SEO.
That means that if only one of the member of this forum fills a spamreport, their website could be blacklisted ery fast which means totaly disapear from Google.
Cheap marketing, loosy techniques, ect...why do I have the feeling that I definitely can't trust casino operators ?
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