Casino Talks

Posted by: tim5ny at January 19, 2008, 2:33 pm
Topic: Action Forum: Casino Meister

Lojo,

Let's just start our own casino in our garage. I heard someone else did it when they were less than 10 years old. We could have a progressive slot with the top prize being a rusty old bicycle, and we could give out free Kool-Aid and potato chips to the losers that frequent the place.

Maybe Bryan will even put us on the accredited list and pick either you or I to be Best Casino Manager of 2008. I'm going to the store in a little while to buy some dice and a few decks of cards. I've already cut a big circle out of a piece of plywood for our Roulette Wheel.. and the first coat of paint is drying as we speak. I have a Caesar's Palace Video Game for my old Super Nintendo game system. That will work until we make enough money to get into PlayStation 3 or the Nintendo Wii... as long as they have a casino game we can purchase.

We're going to need a few hot waitresses and slot attendants also. That's your department! I trust you can find a few ladies around this forum who'll fit the bill.

I'm sending you off to ICE in London to promote the thing! Pack your bags brother! This thing is going to take off faster than 3Dice did!

Put your thinking cap on Lojo.. this is going to take some work... but before you know it, we'll be on the beach in Mexico sipping Margauritas while hotties give us massages with happy endings.

Take care, Tim (Casino Supervisor)

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