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Posted by: lojo at January 12, 2008, 6:49 pm
Topic: how slots work, what do you guys think? Forum: Casino Meister

Here's how slots are supposed to work:
Put in a dollar
Win a car
Put in a another dollar
Win another car

Ever see those keebler elf commercials... the little guys inside the tree making cookies? That's not quite how it works... but there are little guys in the slot machines making pretty pictures for the screen and packing suitcases full of cash...
Put in a dollar
See a pretty picture
Put in another dollar
See another pretty picture

There's a table in the corner of the machine where some of the grisslier looking elf are playing a game of dice... whenever someone rolls a 4-5-6 combination they shove a little bit of cash back at ya. When some one gets 5 trip snake-eyes in a row, they shove a whole suitcase of it back and push buttons and pull handles and make all kinds of lights flash and sounds happen to hypnotise the other suckers in the casino (or reading the winning screenshot thread) into thinking it could happen to them.

There's a math formula for this but I don't need to know what it is... it's like haggis, I don't really want to know whats in it.

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