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Posted by: hofdaddy at November 9, 2004, 7:41 pm

Topic: Crypto cashouts... Forum: Bonus Whores

andrew26 wrote: hofdaddy wrote: Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!

If somebody said something like that where I work, they are liable to get thier ass kicked.

Lawrence: (gets up) Well, when you work on an Saturday, he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? (gets a beer) So all you have to do is avoid him - (Peter offers him a bottle cap remover) that?s all right, I got one - (he gets on from his pocket) the last few hours of the day. And turn off your answering machine, you should be home free then.

Peter: That?s a really good idea. (sits on the couch) Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

(He sits down.)

Lawrence: I?ll tell you what I?ll do, man. Two chicks at the same time.

(Peter laughs.)

Peter: That?s it? If you had a million dollars, that?s what you?d do, two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight, man. I?ve always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig money.

Peter: I don?t want chicks.

Lawrence: Well, you have to have chicks if you double them up like I?d do.

Peter: Good point.

Lawrence: Gee, now, what would you do?

Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Oh yeah.

Peter: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter: I would relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
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